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ooooh yeah. yeah it’s like, that inherent devotion, always maintaining a respect and a soft spot, that urge to defend (even if you don’t usually act on it)

p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

But I wanna be

FATTER

FUZZIER

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I should be a large furry creature with a window rattling belch-growl and a bottomless appetite, I think

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

eat more. put your appetite first. belch without excusing yourself. take more for yourself. stuff your face at every opportunity. let your clothes get tight and show off more of your body. assume the extras are for you. get off to your own fattening body. you deserve it.

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

how could I say no~

p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Correct!

p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I asked my partner and they came up with Charlie Puth (I will defend him even though he’s made like 2 good songs total) and Trent Reznor (I am absolutely devoted to his work across decades)

p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like every queer person has THEIR pop icon that they will irrationally defend, though I’m not sure who mine is…maybe Janelle Monae? Do you have one?

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

It’s so of the time that I kinda like it more now…though I hate how the lead single is unsingable because of the way the vocal lines interact, weird misstep for a pop song chorus

also SWINE

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Wait who

p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

That’s okay! Maybe pop music just isn’t your thing

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

It’s CRJ but like, do you think Haley Williams counts too?

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

yeah; like who are you going to bat for, I guess?

p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Lauren *might* count? She’s a great artist for sure, I need to check out more of her solo stuff.

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p̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ hog @fatfuckpanda.bsky.social · 2d

Oooh Janet is a good one…

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eclair-voyant.bsky.social @eclair-voyant.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not against office pranks, but this is just too far!

HR's no help- they're *Human* Resources, after all! Worse, they're talking about transferring me to a @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social's "regional office" with an "agricultural focus", "reduced workload", and "robust meal plan"...

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