I’m always amused by the text chains but they are never fat boy friendly, so I had to make one.

I am so sorry.

Maybe you’re turning on the football game 🏈👀
watching big sweaty men 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 slam into each other 💥🍑
while YOU sink deeper into the couch 🛋️, belly rising like a big swollen turkey 🍗🤤…
becoming the fat, overfed, spoiled Thanksgiving PIG you were always meant to be🐖💕🍽️💦
Get STUFFED. Get FED. Get FATTER. 😈🐖💥

That belly getting heavier ⚖️, softer 🧸, and hungrier every damn day 🤤🐽💕

Tell me, porky… what’s on your menu today? 😈
Is it dripping, creamy Mac n’ CHEEKS 🧀🍑💦
Sloppy green-bean ASS-erole 🥬🍑😮‍💨
A whole sticky CUMpkin pie 🥧🎃💦 while your belly gets rubbed in circles? 🤤🐖

How diabolical would it be to get them the “Oops all Huskies” pack for Christmas?

I feel like I fill this out a lot. I feel like this has been around forever. Just felt like it was time for an update.

There wasn’t a single part of that post that isn’t hot. Haha

For some reason I thought this was something I had written because I have in the past, but I was like “why did I write 550-600? It was 850-900. Similar experience here though!

Side note: I’m kinda impressed with their churros