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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social
@fatherjerusalem.bsky.social
I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday

Every day
Why are you such a little bitch for Trump?

Why will you never actually try to challenge him or criticize him?

Is it because the people that own him own you too?

Or are you just naturally a bootlicker?
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Genuinely... what the fuck?
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
bUt WhAt DoEs TnA gEt FrOm ThE pArTnErShIp?!?
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sir, thank you for your service but it's time to retire. You are an embarrassment to the party. Your interview today on CNN solidified you as a laughing stock.

Unfortunately what we need now are serious people and you, sir, are one of the most deeply unserious people in Congress.

Step down.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
.... our forefathers WERE the foreign invaders.
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It starts with the parents.

We've seen people get hurt - even killed - by "fans" who were able to rush past security and get close. Teach your kids what is and is not appropriate behavior.

Yes, that means you will actually have to do something and not just let them watch YouTube all day.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Any chance at a 100 issue ongoing of the adventures of Nightwing, X-23, and the one and only Honey Badger?
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yeah its calculated, its a 20% gratuity.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I mean... it's a fair question. Like I wouldn't do it for a Klondike bar, but for a Switch 2?

Also I'd definitely do it for a Klondike bar.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yeah, but like... it's against Stanford. It only counts for half. A 41.5 yard fake punt for a TD.

You only get full credit for playing an actual team.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have a Theory as to who that could have been.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Memphis OL be like:

"Ok. On this play, we're going to kill the QB."

"But their QB isn't on the field?"

"No no. OUR QB."
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sadly I have not, yet. But it's good to see you back.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Did you "accidentally" call him Oldermann instead of Olbermann?
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Soph. Please Soph. Please please please Soph.

Or Tobin as coach. That'd be cool too.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I'm sure he's a genuinely lovely human being.

But he was a shit coach who's lineups and tactics were baffling on the BEST of days, and his clear favoritism for some players (hi Deyna) was seriously detrimental to the team.

Make no mistake, the team is better off today than they were yesterday.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
MERRY CHRISMUKKAH TO ONE AND ALL ON THIS JOYOUS DAY.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Because he sucked lol.

He should've been sacked for refusing to play Jayden Perry alone.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Three games. Two for the berries, one for the twig.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey so, you were voting to "denounce the horrors of socialism" while this was happening. When do you plan on giving up your taxpayer funded Healthcare?

Do you plan to abolish the fire department?

What about our roads, are you going to try and make them all toll roads?

Since you hate socialism...
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I, for one, am shocked by this completely unforseen turn of events.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
USDA chief Brooke Rollins can suck my farts.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
No way Beltran gets in with the whole Houston cheating scandal. I mean, if he DOES, then I never want to hear a single word from anyone about steroids ever again.

Seems like such a shit class this year. Felix and maybe Andruw and that's about it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM