Fatty Jabbers
@fattyjabbers.bsky.social
High Level Mollo, former middling Forsburn
I play Rivals of Aether and Boardgames
My wife says I am the Supreme Moth
I play Rivals of Aether and Boardgames
My wife says I am the Supreme Moth
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Didn’t this mfer write some dumbass book about wanting a billion Americans? Have a fucking actual belief Matt.
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Didn’t this mfer write some dumbass book about wanting a billion Americans? Have a fucking actual belief Matt.
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What the fuck kind of cotton candy comes in blocks
Truly sorry to keep posting these but I cannot believe this book is real.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What the fuck kind of cotton candy comes in blocks
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Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Danseuse espagnole, by Joan Miró, 1945, 📸 by Max Molina
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*A few moments later*
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*A few moments later*
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I think the cruel irony of this is that despite Bob Kane being a known grifter, everyone just 'let' him well until after his death and even then that was an uphill battle to prove. Whether it's just fear of attack or status to out a scammer during their careers... isn't that just how it is?...
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think the cruel irony of this is that despite Bob Kane being a known grifter, everyone just 'let' him well until after his death and even then that was an uphill battle to prove. Whether it's just fear of attack or status to out a scammer during their careers... isn't that just how it is?...
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog
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We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
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a hungry man thinks of bread
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
a hungry man thinks of bread
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It keeps happening
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It keeps happening
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
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Finally modern audiences will get to experience what Star Wars was like before they got an Englishman to dub over Alec Guinness’s New Jersey accent
"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
I AM SAT
I AM SAT
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Finally modern audiences will get to experience what Star Wars was like before they got an Englishman to dub over Alec Guinness’s New Jersey accent
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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This is getting enough engagement that I'm considering just doing this for real on a side channel as like, an American Vandal style art project lol. Deep Dive with Claire Voyen
Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is getting enough engagement that I'm considering just doing this for real on a side channel as like, an American Vandal style art project lol. Deep Dive with Claire Voyen
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Excellent work, sir
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Excellent work, sir
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dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
dude was so all about the metaverse that he renamed the whole company, only to burn billions on a venture that anybody with sense knew was destined to fail. it is laughable that he remains in charge. merit simply does not exist
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this: