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faublehead.bsky.social
Nick
@faublehead.bsky.social
Would wield power over the elements responsibly.
Yes, you could buy it direct from the source *brand new* and *whenever you want*, but have you considered spending an extra $2 to have the frustrating bonus experience of coordinating a meetup with a stranger???
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not no.
May 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
All because a memory resurfaced from 4th grade when a kid in my class was selling the coolest, most beautiful pens I’d ever seen that he got from his mom who I think took business trips to China for some reason.

My teacher had a cream colored one with Egyptian hieroglyphic motifs on it.
May 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
UPDATE: killed his wife with a bat, loaded her body into his car and sloppily staged a car accident. He was found guilty, but only sentenced to 8 YEARS, and was out in FIVE. I googled him and he’s now in prison for selling fraudulent canine cancer drugs.

A real Cinderella story.
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Another choice quote: “A beautiful mail-order bride, her millionaire husband, and the gardener… As unusual a love triangle as you’ll ever find.”

Bruh that is literally the default template for a love triangle. I couldn’t be less shocked.
April 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The people who whine about ‘cancel culture’ being threat to free speech have been extremely quiet about the illegal detainment and deportation of people who protested on behalf of Palestine. 👀👀👀
April 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Great size”
April 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The devil went down to WeHo
April 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If AI art were arguing on its own behalf, it would just gesture at this.
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Like a prize fish!
March 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM