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fawndy.bsky.social
Lana
@fawndy.bsky.social
She/her
Just a damn queer 🏳️‍⚧️
Daughter of Loki
Your favorite crazy person
Composing sick hits and kick flips
Known to be horny
Literally an Oracle
For the girls ✨
26, MDNI 🔞
Pinned
lana boyfriend arc?
I am going to meet my boyfriends parents in NC for Christmas and I am ✨terrified✨
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Apparently I slept on my face wrong and the whole right side of my tongue was asleep for like 20 minutes, 3/10 would not recommend
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
caffeine, nicotine, and spite
my three core components
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
100% of people who drink water die.
Stay safe out there gang
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I fundamentally do not condone smoking, but taking two hits and then snuffing it out? Like giiiirl, if you wanted to throw away money lend me a fiver
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bsky formula is just:

✨Girls✨
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My injection alarm is just labeled as “Drugs”
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m actually just a giant sentient insect
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My pictures app officially recognizes my pre transition self as a separate person from current me, so I’d say we’re winning with this one
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“How to make adrenochrome at home, household ingredients”
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
thinking of hiring one of those kpop dance girls with the baggy pants to follow me around with a stereo on her shoulder and blast jams to make me look cool
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My job is trying to convince me I am a workaholic, this mandatory overtime is icky stinky.

(this concludes my little kid temper tantrum for the day)
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
*cums* “look mom, no hands!”
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Reposted by Lana
Submissive puppygirl?

Call that a subwoofer
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Girl with a tiny top and baggy pants vs girl with skinny jeans and oversized hoodie
(And then they kiss) ✨
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
wtf is rock salt, salt IS rock,
this shit chai tea all over again
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Streaming services have evolved to the point where they’re just cable again, but shittier.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Local smoke shop got that dong bong and I high key want one.

The ol’ stone and bone
Classic rip and tip
Weed and seed
Big smoke and deepthroat
Green and ween

*tap tap* “is this thing on?”
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me when I’m gorging myself and feel like a fatass and then just realizing that it’s a normal amount of food that regular people without problems eat on a daily basis
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
mwah~
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Envelope doodle (I stop because my hand cramp from scribbling, very sad)
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Shocking random episodes of the shakes,
may be accompanied by lightheadedness, queasiness, feeling your body is catching fire and excessive sweating. Hormones? Puberty? Period related? Maybe dying?
Find out on this weeks episode of “We May Never Know”
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
(Obligatory meta slave)
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You can tell when you start passing cause people around you will start shit talking other Trans people and you gotta just loom there and be like “excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude but shut the fuck up, shut your actual fat mouth you slimy ass ratchet bitch, thank youuu 💛🤓”
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Gay ass photo of some gay ass nerd
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM