Same gigabrain text that concluded that when god (the demiurge) gave Adam a wife it was in exchange for his soul.

Straight people jokes amirite?

Yes it absolutely fucking sucks and I hate and they clearly hate it to, but actually I don't think there's any actual utility in them getting themselves sued into oblivion for the symbolism.

The thing about Will Jacks is that he's probably England's most balanced all-rounder - equally bad at both batting and bowling.

Cracking catch he took yesterday at least

But today is, once again, not that day

Would probably also help if, Archer aside, any of said bowling attack were good enough the batter had to take them seriously

One day Harry Brook will grow a 3rd brain cell. Any day now. Surely.

Let's be real tho: low bar

As a related fun fact, as it turns out all bugs (and insects more generally) are actually crustaceans as well

I mean regardless of the specifics I still wanna help

yip pee

Such useful feedback and flexibility