tends :blobcatcoffee:
@fedi.tends.to
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mid-20s 👴, enby :enby_flag:, ace :asexual_flag:, enjoys cars 🏎️, computers 💾 and coffee ☕ a lot. does not normally talk about self in third […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://social.treehouse.systems/@tendstofortytwo, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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my biggest issue with scheduling posts for later is that I can't schedule replies to my own posts
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love to say "you know what they say" and then follow that up with words that no human has ever uttered before in that order
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ooh, I'm just ~~100~~ 99 posts away from the big 8192
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@mayintoronto I don't think I said this in the poll, but in my case it was going out to see @onfy once I realized she was just a couple cities over
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he's fucking said this before! holy shit! https://xcancel.com/JakeLahut/status/1899480792750784929

he _is_ always saying this!
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whatever you think about doug ford (let's be real, nothing good), his analogies are fucking hilarious

> “As I’ve always said, (...) you can’t unscramble an egg, you have to make the omelette larger,” Ford said.

like, how often is he saying that??????
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hey girl are u a tungsten cube? because holy fuck you're dense
fedi.tends.to
bro I bought a real-life music CD to support artists and stuff, and it doesn't have CD-Text 😭

seriously considering ripping my legitimately bought media, adding metadata, and then burning it back to a disc
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language update: the alike suffix is good I'll start using that more now

for example, vscodium and code-oss are vscodealikes
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banh mi? I hardly know mi
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just saw a cop turning left on a red without the sirens
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at least it's not spadina
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me when I ~~jaywalk~~ jayrun across king st w to catch a streetcar right before doors close
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help I'm on the east side and lost where's college street and what the fuck is a carlton
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wellesley? I hardly know ley
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dw air canada I don't need a visa to enter delhi, india
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I still quite haven't gotten used to which one among vaughan and finch is east and which is west, but I always know whether _I'm_ east or west of union so I just orient myself on line 1 like "towards union" and "away from union", even when it makes very little sense, like going from dundas to […]
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fedi.tends.to
I'm in my favorite cafe and I'm fucking stuck I can't go outside because someone's leashed their extremely barking dog at the entrance and I'm scared of dogs 😭
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`git add -A && git commit --amend && git push -f`
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_(opens chat)_

oh this message has a video, I'll mark this chat unread so I remember to come watch it when I have time

_(marks chat unread)_

_(closes chat)_

oh shit unread messages in the chat!

_(opens chat)_

oh this mes—
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saw someone's laptop today with my no name laptop computer sticker on, felt good
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chalkllate.yeen.town
Green Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on faxing at the
Green pony Club
I'm gonna keep on faxing down in
Wallstreet Trade Hall
I'm gonna keep on faxing at the
Green Pony Club, Green Pony Club

- Sigma-lle Roan
fedi.tends.to
good news: #firefox android nightly has the expanded bottom bar again

bad news: they removed the forward and back buttons?? and added, like, bookmarks??? please I click back every single hour I bookmark a page once a millenium 😭
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me: "you will suffer for your transgressions"

@boldblazer: "it's because I'm trans 😭"