Northern Scum
Woke AF
Smells nice
#MDANT 🥉
Artificial trailing ivy does a lot of heavy lifting this year 💃
Artificial trailing ivy does a lot of heavy lifting this year 💃
I could shag myself.
I could shag myself.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE 😂🎄😭
We’re trying to make Fi cry 🥹
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE 😂🎄😭
Dirty pusher 📚
Dirty pusher 📚
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
Yes it's early.
Come at me bro, all my fucks left after I'd had to untangle the lights.
Yes it's early.
Come at me bro, all my fucks left after I'd had to untangle the lights.
Some fucker* didn't bother putting the tree lights away neatly.
*It's me.
I'm the fucker 👱🔫🎄
Some fucker* didn't bother putting the tree lights away neatly.
*It's me.
I'm the fucker 👱🔫🎄
"Not unless you actually want a mohican, no."
"Not unless you actually want a mohican, no."
I've had worse mornings.
I've had worse mornings.
The blood-curdling screaming my cat was doing was merely her squaring up to a rival cat on her turf.
Fuck's sake, George.
The blood-curdling screaming my cat was doing was merely her squaring up to a rival cat on her turf.
Fuck's sake, George.
So many levels of 'what the fuck?' went through my head that I ended up saying "Thanks" as I hung up 😂
So many levels of 'what the fuck?' went through my head that I ended up saying "Thanks" as I hung up 😂
Thank fuck 🎉
Thank fuck 🎉