avi's haggis
@fenngh.bsky.social
if u take this seriously ur probably a cockroach
•they/them•
opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.
•they/them•
opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.
It took me 10 episodes to stop and ask, "Is this actor British???" after a few weird accent tip-offs. Bravo, Charlie Cox. You're literally so hot that you distracted me from one of my greatest hobbies: pinpointing people's accents.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It took me 10 episodes to stop and ask, "Is this actor British???" after a few weird accent tip-offs. Bravo, Charlie Cox. You're literally so hot that you distracted me from one of my greatest hobbies: pinpointing people's accents.
Watching this man SPEAK or SMILE is giving me butterflies... When he kisses a woman I feel unprecedented levels of yearning
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Watching this man SPEAK or SMILE is giving me butterflies... When he kisses a woman I feel unprecedented levels of yearning
Ethereally gorgeous women paired with the most mid and disgusting men of all time because... Mormonism™️
I might have to personally rescue every woman in Utah myself, with the power of sapphism
I might have to personally rescue every woman in Utah myself, with the power of sapphism
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ethereally gorgeous women paired with the most mid and disgusting men of all time because... Mormonism™️
I might have to personally rescue every woman in Utah myself, with the power of sapphism
I might have to personally rescue every woman in Utah myself, with the power of sapphism
Didn't mean for this to become Vague Angsty Inspirational Hour but I'm embracing the cringe ok
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Didn't mean for this to become Vague Angsty Inspirational Hour but I'm embracing the cringe ok
Most social "rules" are arbitrary and it really saves so much time and effort if you're just upfront.
Open your heart and people will respond in kind. If they don't, oh well. At least you're living more authentically.
I can't think of anything more suffocating than pretending I don't care.
Open your heart and people will respond in kind. If they don't, oh well. At least you're living more authentically.
I can't think of anything more suffocating than pretending I don't care.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Most social "rules" are arbitrary and it really saves so much time and effort if you're just upfront.
Open your heart and people will respond in kind. If they don't, oh well. At least you're living more authentically.
I can't think of anything more suffocating than pretending I don't care.
Open your heart and people will respond in kind. If they don't, oh well. At least you're living more authentically.
I can't think of anything more suffocating than pretending I don't care.
Day 2: We Got Arrested
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Day 2: We Got Arrested
Day 1 of doxxing my ex's ex until she rejoins Bluesky
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Day 1 of doxxing my ex's ex until she rejoins Bluesky
You know I have a key, right?...
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
You know I have a key, right?...
So we're naming her on main now?
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
So we're naming her on main now?
*fall 2023*
Me: I'm worried I'm going to get scurvy because I don't eat enough fruit
Ex's gf: This is obviously because they're too busy sucking my partner's dick
Me: I'm worried I'm going to get scurvy because I don't eat enough fruit
Ex's gf: This is obviously because they're too busy sucking my partner's dick
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*fall 2023*
Me: I'm worried I'm going to get scurvy because I don't eat enough fruit
Ex's gf: This is obviously because they're too busy sucking my partner's dick
Me: I'm worried I'm going to get scurvy because I don't eat enough fruit
Ex's gf: This is obviously because they're too busy sucking my partner's dick
Bitch what the fruck
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Bitch what the fruck