"Just feels easier to make it clear up front."

"No no, no girl. Never had the chance to really go out and date before."

"I don't get why everyone is so surprised when I tell them I am gay. Do I need to wear a shirt that announces it?"

"That is what I get for taking that job out in Africa. Didn't even pay good."

"What I miss?"

Idly sitting in the cafeteria alone with a steaming cup of coffee.