Fern ♡
@fernyfern.bsky.social
An absolute master class of a human being.
Me constantly stuck behind someone walking unimaginably slowly
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me constantly stuck behind someone walking unimaginably slowly
I can't be out in the general population because I'm simply too aggro and everyone gets on my fucking nerves. Why is everyone walking so slowly? Why are they dithering? Why don't they lift their feet up properly when they walk? Why are they so fucking loud? Nobody has any fucking manners either.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I can't be out in the general population because I'm simply too aggro and everyone gets on my fucking nerves. Why is everyone walking so slowly? Why are they dithering? Why don't they lift their feet up properly when they walk? Why are they so fucking loud? Nobody has any fucking manners either.
Imagine thinking blocking me would help.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Imagine thinking blocking me would help.
Hehe true, man's part of an elite group
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Hehe true, man's part of an elite group
Write a work email.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Write a work email.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
Proofread it no less than 5 times. Seems solid.
Hit send confidently.
Check outgoing to make sure it was actually sent.
Immediately clock the stupidest fucking typo ever committed against the written word.
Repeat until insane, or fired.
Every time someone writes 'skeet' on here I cringe so bad. It's such an ick for me, I dunno why. I can't stand it.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Every time someone writes 'skeet' on here I cringe so bad. It's such an ick for me, I dunno why. I can't stand it.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
'Skeet' and 'moots' - absolutely not, fuck ooooffffffff.
Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday yesterday (and a pox upon you if you didn't).
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to wish me a happy birthday yesterday (and a pox upon you if you didn't).
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
Ageing is hard, particularly as a woman - and as I continue my march TO THE GRAVE, having people be so sweet really takes the edge off.
My little gay petal is about to make me tear up ya'll
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My little gay petal is about to make me tear up ya'll
WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME
October 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME
I'm actually enjoying ASKA loads. I was a bit apprehensive going into it because I saw some negative reviews, but tbh they were written by idiots.
It's still early access, so for sure there's a bunch of little things that need to be tweaked. I think it could surpass Valheim for me ngl.
It's still early access, so for sure there's a bunch of little things that need to be tweaked. I think it could surpass Valheim for me ngl.
October 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm actually enjoying ASKA loads. I was a bit apprehensive going into it because I saw some negative reviews, but tbh they were written by idiots.
It's still early access, so for sure there's a bunch of little things that need to be tweaked. I think it could surpass Valheim for me ngl.
It's still early access, so for sure there's a bunch of little things that need to be tweaked. I think it could surpass Valheim for me ngl.
I AM WATCHING IT AS WE SPEAK. I LIKE TO WATCH AN EPISODE WITH MY COFFEE AND SKINCARE.
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I AM WATCHING IT AS WE SPEAK. I LIKE TO WATCH AN EPISODE WITH MY COFFEE AND SKINCARE.
That is a direct answer to your question. I'm saying IF he did use one, it's not impossible that he got frustrated in the moment.
I am having the conversation with you right now because YOU replied to ME to begin with, to defend him.
I am having the conversation with you right now because YOU replied to ME to begin with, to defend him.
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That is a direct answer to your question. I'm saying IF he did use one, it's not impossible that he got frustrated in the moment.
I am having the conversation with you right now because YOU replied to ME to begin with, to defend him.
I am having the conversation with you right now because YOU replied to ME to begin with, to defend him.
