And then wait for 3/4 of the states to ratify this constitutional amendment...and wait...

Thank you!

Rename the team too! Just admit it, "The Washington Thirty-four Felonies" is badass, right? Right?

We are going to need to see a large, very large, dumpster parked in front of the WH for several weeks. Followed by a ballroom demolition crew, followed by a restoration team.

VERGOGNA!

A 97-to-100 year old geezer has an opinion, borne from clear mind and lucid understanding of the present.
Right.
And I have a nice oceanfront property for sale in Liechtenstein, if someone cares to make an offer.

All hat, no brain

Mo'fokers, all the men in this pic were likely just out of a boat from southern Italy in 1903. Now millions glide through every day.

Oh, so about 0.40 pounds per American?

She can hump a horny hamster every weekday, and twice on weekends.
Thanks for your attention on this matter.

This will be the first time that the script of 'Back to the Future' is extensively quoted in a dismissal with prejudice. Or the judge could just do with a bit of French reasoning on the indictment, focusing on the word "merde".

Excuse my while I fetch my oxygen tank, I almost died laughing after reading your last. I doubt anyone can be this naive and not in a coma, but have a good life.

I'd be in favor of taxing the profits of all 501c3 "nonprofits". Where profits are defined as every revenue not directly justified by the charity's mission. Would love to see Dr Preacher Mega$$church explain to court and congregation the biblical basis for a new private jet with on-board sauna.

Nah, the guillotine is too merciful and painless for these little Eichmanns.
The Romans' form of internal exile is appropriate. Banished out of society to the point that it is a crime for anyone to help them in any way, other than letting them forage in dumpsters.

"L'État, c'est moi"

He aspires to be a modern Louis XIV, except in orange marble. He and his coterie of courtiers have a problem, though: Americans like much better the ending of Louis XVI, especially if they go hungry.

Wait, no, wrong association. That is definitely the understated, no-bling, professional attire of an NKVD officer during Stalin's 1937 Great Terror. Vasily Blokhin would be so proud of him.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_...

Hum, "courtesan" is well established role, and profession.