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ficklenuts might be one of the three Christmas spirits 🎄👻
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
It’s all I want
An image that says: Your two front teeth
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
You can just send the alibi- I already have all the other stuff
An image that says: A gift box with a ski mask, set of cheap knives, a hatchet, some rope, and some rubber gloves with a coupon for a free alibi. (This is what I actually got someone I worked with for a Secret Santa years back, a "serial killer kit")
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
As a shameless book whore, I would probably faint
An image that says: I'm getting you a first collection of 16th century French poems
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Well, 🤬

Oh hey, I think your gift came early
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November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Deal! But I may or may not move immediately upon receiving it, and then refuse to tell you how to find me
An image that says: I'm getting you a $5000 massage chair, but you better let me use it when I come over.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Nice! I hope someone gets me a CD player!
An image that says: Now that's what i call music vol. 37
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Thanks, it's been awhile
An image that says: Laid
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
That's almost enough to make me want to learn how to read
An image that says: I'll get ya sonic the hedgehog fan fiction
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
In this economy? Sweet!
An image that says: For Christmas I'm getting you coal
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I'd like to know which specific event or action is leading to me receiving coal so that I know which things I'm still getting away with
An image that says: You're getting coal. You know why.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I'm a rule breaker- and now I'll be a rule breaker with a pony
An image that says: Excuse me ladybro, you are asking me to lie to you in an app called NGL which stands for No Green Llamas or something. In conclusion, a pony
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
This is definitely something I could totally be trusted with
An image that says: A blue shell, for your daily commute
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I suppose it'd probably be rude for me to regift them 🤔
An image that says: I'm getting you a box of hugs and kisses for Christmas. Receipt included in case you want to return them.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
If I wake up on Christmas Day with my stocking full of coleslaw, I'm going to be very upset
An image that says: Totally not Coleslaw......
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Awesome, I could use the help around the house
An image that says: I'd give you me.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
This is the way! Crushes happen, because the world is full of attractive and interesting people- but not all crushes need acted on, ESPECIALLY if you're in a relationship already. People who act on crushes they can't realistically pursue usually end up deeply hurting everyone involved.
An image that says: Met my crush on twitter and then became friends irl. Will never tell her because I'm married to the love of my life
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Big butt likers are known for their honesty. There's even a whole song about it!
An image that says: I have a lot of crushes on all the time on pretty women with nice big butts who share them with us.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I have a strong feeling that a lot of people have a crush on her! 😍

@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
An image that says: @aslightshimmy.bsky.so cial she's feisty, funny, sexy, real, and looks amazing naked
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I suppose that's fair 🤔
An image that says: in have a crush on ALL my pretty mufos
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Good job spreading the love, then
An image that says: All the hotties on here already know I love them
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I'm not sure which phil you mean, as there are a few to choose from
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November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Deeny is an amazing artist in all of her iterations, dark or otherwise 😍

@darkdeeny.bsky.social
An image that says: Dark Deeny. She makes excellent cartoon porn.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
There really are some incredible women here! One thing this whole experiment proves is that there's a lot of people too shy to express their crushes openly- so maybe someone feels that way about you, too 🤷🏻‍♀️
An image that says: I am infatuated with many women I follow on Bluesky. Just a huge fan of strong, smart, funny and attractive women. Wish someone had a crush on me, that's for sure.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I'm afraid you're going to need to get in line- we're all fighting over her 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

@emceekayvee.bsky.social
An image that says: My BlueSky crush is MCKV. She is strikingly beautiful, witty, passionate, compassionate, and has a smoking hot bod.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
The first step is coherent communication so I can do that thing they like- and since you've utterly failed that requirement already, you shouldn't spend too much time worrying about it
An image that says: At what size dick would you have to suck?
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM