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ficklenuts might be one of the three Christmas spirits 🎄👻
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
It’s all I want
An image that says: Your two front teeth
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
You can just send the alibi- I already have all the other stuff
An image that says: A gift box with a ski mask, set of cheap knives, a hatchet, some rope, and some rubber gloves with a coupon for a free alibi. (This is what I actually got someone I worked with for a Secret Santa years back, a "serial killer kit")
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
As a shameless book whore, I would probably faint
An image that says: I'm getting you a first collection of 16th century French poems
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Well, 🤬

Oh hey, I think your gift came early
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November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Deal! But I may or may not move immediately upon receiving it, and then refuse to tell you how to find me
An image that says: I'm getting you a $5000 massage chair, but you better let me use it when I come over.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Nice! I hope someone gets me a CD player!
An image that says: Now that's what i call music vol. 37
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Thanks, it's been awhile
An image that says: Laid
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
That's almost enough to make me want to learn how to read
An image that says: I'll get ya sonic the hedgehog fan fiction
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
In this economy? Sweet!
An image that says: For Christmas I'm getting you coal
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I'd like to know which specific event or action is leading to me receiving coal so that I know which things I'm still getting away with
An image that says: You're getting coal. You know why.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I'm a rule breaker- and now I'll be a rule breaker with a pony
An image that says: Excuse me ladybro, you are asking me to lie to you in an app called NGL which stands for No Green Llamas or something. In conclusion, a pony
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
This is definitely something I could totally be trusted with
An image that says: A blue shell, for your daily commute
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
I suppose it'd probably be rude for me to regift them 🤔
An image that says: I'm getting you a box of hugs and kisses for Christmas. Receipt included in case you want to return them.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
If I wake up on Christmas Day with my stocking full of coleslaw, I'm going to be very upset
An image that says: Totally not Coleslaw......
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
Awesome, I could use the help around the house
An image that says: I'd give you me.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ficklenuts.bsky.social
No, just easily confused
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM