So many of them use the same Nuclear-Meltdown-Style Klaxon that I have set for my Alarm Clock.

So I have that millisecond of adrenaline that I've pavloved myself into to make sure I'm not in a dream, just because the ad wants to catch my attention.

You'd think that at least Tony would put 2 and 2 together, instead of slagging Peter off to Spidey's face.

Makes sense, if someone's covered in Drip, they're probably Soggy.

What are stork scissors?

Well gold is also a holy metal, but it probably makes worse mirrors.

It might be because Gold and Silver are both Conductive and Antiseptic.

Conductive for making Churches' Steeples to protect the village against Lightning, and Antiseptic to soak a ring of it in warm water & apply to a wound.

I think the saying probably meant "friend" in the same cynical way that you might say something like "the storm will be our friend here"; a storm can't be your actual friend, it has no sentience but if you know how to sail through it better than your opponent, the storm will help you as if it was.

I dislike mine because the combination of it being a common name and me not being popular growing up meant I'd learn to assume it wasn't me being called.
Then I seem rude for ignoring on the rare occasion someone does mean me.

Or "For Good" from Wicked (the theatre musical, I won't see the show).

It was "we're not trained to handle this kinda violence!"; they expected "the maniac" to surrender when told to.