Fiona Taylor
@fionataylor.bsky.social
Tired satirist and content marketer. Co-wrote New Erotica for Feminists: Satirical Fantasies of Love, Lust, and Equal Pay. Co-founded satire outlet The Belladonna. Writes The Monetization of Fear Substack. https://themonetizationoffear.substack.com
A Day of the Dead celebration. Such a lovely voice!
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A Day of the Dead celebration. Such a lovely voice!
My favorite day in New York City! #nycmarathon
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My favorite day in New York City! #nycmarathon
Um, yeah. Thanks for your help making it happen, NY Times Editorial Board.
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Um, yeah. Thanks for your help making it happen, NY Times Editorial Board.
This is really such an egregious mistake by the Washington Post that I wonder if it was intentional. The drawing was CLEARLY signed with his full name.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is really such an egregious mistake by the Washington Post that I wonder if it was intentional. The drawing was CLEARLY signed with his full name.
Loved these guys.
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Loved these guys.
Fascinating juxtaposition of protest and capitalism here in Times Square.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fascinating juxtaposition of protest and capitalism here in Times Square.
This op-ed is about how Republicans are decimating Obamacare and will drive premiums up by 18% (on top of a 7% increase this year)—but the @nytimes.com still manages to make the headline sound like Democrats are to blame.
October 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This op-ed is about how Republicans are decimating Obamacare and will drive premiums up by 18% (on top of a 7% increase this year)—but the @nytimes.com still manages to make the headline sound like Democrats are to blame.
I feel like Bret Stephens deserves one of those rando Google Docs anonymous identities. I suggest "petulant bedbug."
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I feel like Bret Stephens deserves one of those rando Google Docs anonymous identities. I suggest "petulant bedbug."
*Puts on glasses, takes notes*
"So, is Tren de Aragua in the room with us right now?"
"So, is Tren de Aragua in the room with us right now?"
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
*Puts on glasses, takes notes*
"So, is Tren de Aragua in the room with us right now?"
"So, is Tren de Aragua in the room with us right now?"
That report already seemed suspect because the source was anonymous AND the reporter used language like, "The source SAID HE WAS friends with the alleged shooter." I'm paraphrasing b/c they retracted it but it sounded like no one fact checked. 3/
September 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That report already seemed suspect because the source was anonymous AND the reporter used language like, "The source SAID HE WAS friends with the alleged shooter." I'm paraphrasing b/c they retracted it but it sounded like no one fact checked. 3/
What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?
Duh, a classic from the Scholastic Book Fair.
Duh, a classic from the Scholastic Book Fair.
September 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?
Duh, a classic from the Scholastic Book Fair.
Duh, a classic from the Scholastic Book Fair.
Has he seen this photo? Pretty sure it was pre-social media.
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Has he seen this photo? Pretty sure it was pre-social media.
It's so adorable that Bezos said that WaPo editorials would only be about "personal liberties and free markets."
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It's so adorable that Bezos said that WaPo editorials would only be about "personal liberties and free markets."
Prepare for an onslaught of autistic koalas.
(I'm kidding, in case it wasn't clear.)
(I'm kidding, in case it wasn't clear.)
September 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Prepare for an onslaught of autistic koalas.
(I'm kidding, in case it wasn't clear.)
(I'm kidding, in case it wasn't clear.)
Okay, li'l buddy.
August 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Okay, li'l buddy.
This was over a month ago (July 13) and the New York Times didn't report it. When they did, they called it a "bold departure from political norms." I'm very glad the intrepid Katie Honan broke this story but I'm filled with rage at how our institutions are failing us.
August 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This was over a month ago (July 13) and the New York Times didn't report it. When they did, they called it a "bold departure from political norms." I'm very glad the intrepid Katie Honan broke this story but I'm filled with rage at how our institutions are failing us.
Thanks for being taller and smarter than me in addition to having a career as a model, NATHALIE.
July 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Thanks for being taller and smarter than me in addition to having a career as a model, NATHALIE.
Ooh, ooh, I know! Is the correct answer, "Be put in a medically induced coma?"
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ooh, ooh, I know! Is the correct answer, "Be put in a medically induced coma?"
Yes, definitely the most pressing issue facing the United States today. Nothing else at all to worry about.
July 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yes, definitely the most pressing issue facing the United States today. Nothing else at all to worry about.
Why didn't we listen to this time-traveler from the future who had clearly come to warn us?
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Why didn't we listen to this time-traveler from the future who had clearly come to warn us?
What did the NY Times say? "Drawing comparisons to the Nazi salute." Much less pearl-clutching from them on this.
June 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What did the NY Times say? "Drawing comparisons to the Nazi salute." Much less pearl-clutching from them on this.
My neighbor’s door. So cute!
June 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My neighbor’s door. So cute!
They tried to get me but I’m not falling for it. (Bad pun intended.)
June 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
They tried to get me but I’m not falling for it. (Bad pun intended.)