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ClaireDeluxe
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Fmr NATO policy wonk➡️raptor rehabber/falconer. General Al Haig shot me with a double finger gun in an elevator/now I wear a meat purse. 9th gen Georgian. 80s Punk. I’ve seen some weird shit y’all just be cool. MA GWU Elliott School ‘91, MNat UGA ‘20🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦
Starting to stop
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Quit tofurken around
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My kids are 11 years apart. The eldest had geography, social studies, history, and rhetoric. The youngest got engineering, coding, robotics
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Does a bear shi……
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Seen It Marty GIF
ALT: Seen It Marty GIF
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Rich people cheating. Weird
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Well gee whiz guess so!
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by ClaireDeluxe
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fucking shameful. Also good luck getting these guys on your side, captain shipants
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Can we just let their plans marinate before we get a new one?
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Backup singers: “no no no sauces no sauce”
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
1000 years I say!
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The vague hand-waving at the “Left” and its university-led racism
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Spoiler alert: the regime doesn’t care
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Why tho? Is it fun to hear vomit diarrhea ?
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Plans to boast”. What
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
OH
MY
GOD
these fuckers
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
He “decided.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“I decided to take”

I need more sleep I’m not ready for another week of whatever this is
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I have been awake for 45 minutes it is pouring rain and now we are telling Russia where to shoot. Fucking Monday in this country I swear
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM