Renee🖤
@fireheart13.bsky.social
Just Ben Wyatt and April Ludgate in a trenchcoat masquerading as a kinda functioning human.
Sometimes I think about the time I was like 18 and got my car stuck in the snow in a dude's drive way trying to leave at like 1 am.
And when I texted him I was stuck in his driveway he was like "Damn that sucks" lol and then I had to get myself unstuck alone without a shovel or salt or a push
And when I texted him I was stuck in his driveway he was like "Damn that sucks" lol and then I had to get myself unstuck alone without a shovel or salt or a push
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sometimes I think about the time I was like 18 and got my car stuck in the snow in a dude's drive way trying to leave at like 1 am.
And when I texted him I was stuck in his driveway he was like "Damn that sucks" lol and then I had to get myself unstuck alone without a shovel or salt or a push
And when I texted him I was stuck in his driveway he was like "Damn that sucks" lol and then I had to get myself unstuck alone without a shovel or salt or a push
Do you think men who puff out their chests and get real close to other people theyre trying to intimidate know how hilarious they look?
Like, what is that little buddy? You scared? Why you trying to be all big?
Like, what is that little buddy? You scared? Why you trying to be all big?
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Do you think men who puff out their chests and get real close to other people theyre trying to intimidate know how hilarious they look?
Like, what is that little buddy? You scared? Why you trying to be all big?
Like, what is that little buddy? You scared? Why you trying to be all big?
I am begging companies to stop making beanie hats 2 foot long.
No one's head is that big and most of us don't want to look like buffoons.
No one's head is that big and most of us don't want to look like buffoons.
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I am begging companies to stop making beanie hats 2 foot long.
No one's head is that big and most of us don't want to look like buffoons.
No one's head is that big and most of us don't want to look like buffoons.
My autistic trait is that I vehemently LOATHE #Michaels and #HobbyLobby and will never ever ever shop there.
Loathe with all my soul.
With the the passion of 1000 white hot suns, I hate them.
Loathe with all my soul.
With the the passion of 1000 white hot suns, I hate them.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My autistic trait is that I vehemently LOATHE #Michaels and #HobbyLobby and will never ever ever shop there.
Loathe with all my soul.
With the the passion of 1000 white hot suns, I hate them.
Loathe with all my soul.
With the the passion of 1000 white hot suns, I hate them.
People who JUST LOVE snow have the luxury of not having to leave their home when it snows.
Or they're children.
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Or they're children.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
People who JUST LOVE snow have the luxury of not having to leave their home when it snows.
Or they're children.
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Or they're children.
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I am fully blaming obnoxious Facebook users for the capitalism takeover of the Grinch.
Who let them have the Grinch? The Grinch would literally hate you.
Don't let capitalism destroy my man! Ugh.
Who let them have the Grinch? The Grinch would literally hate you.
Don't let capitalism destroy my man! Ugh.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I am fully blaming obnoxious Facebook users for the capitalism takeover of the Grinch.
Who let them have the Grinch? The Grinch would literally hate you.
Don't let capitalism destroy my man! Ugh.
Who let them have the Grinch? The Grinch would literally hate you.
Don't let capitalism destroy my man! Ugh.
At no point is it ever necessary for you to be within hand holding distance of someone else when shopping or browsing.
Please gtf away from me.
Please gtf away from me.
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
At no point is it ever necessary for you to be within hand holding distance of someone else when shopping or browsing.
Please gtf away from me.
Please gtf away from me.
Vehicles are already so unnecessarily loud.
But when you add a layer or ice and snow to the road, theyre 100 times worse. Just shut uppppp.
But when you add a layer or ice and snow to the road, theyre 100 times worse. Just shut uppppp.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Vehicles are already so unnecessarily loud.
But when you add a layer or ice and snow to the road, theyre 100 times worse. Just shut uppppp.
But when you add a layer or ice and snow to the road, theyre 100 times worse. Just shut uppppp.
Sorry not sorry
The true Emo Trinity is:
My Chemical Romance
The Used
Hawthorne Heights
The true Emo Trinity is:
My Chemical Romance
The Used
Hawthorne Heights
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sorry not sorry
The true Emo Trinity is:
My Chemical Romance
The Used
Hawthorne Heights
The true Emo Trinity is:
My Chemical Romance
The Used
Hawthorne Heights
I think that resellers and scalpers should be publicly stoned.
Get a life. Get a real job. Losers.
Get a life. Get a real job. Losers.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I think that resellers and scalpers should be publicly stoned.
Get a life. Get a real job. Losers.
Get a life. Get a real job. Losers.
Smoking and vaping in public places around people should 100% be illegal.
Give yourself cancer.
Leave everyone else alone.
Give yourself cancer.
Leave everyone else alone.
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Smoking and vaping in public places around people should 100% be illegal.
Give yourself cancer.
Leave everyone else alone.
Give yourself cancer.
Leave everyone else alone.
What level of hell is it when you cant open your windows on a nice day because every single neighbor around you rotates who is blasting their music unreasonably loud all day?
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What level of hell is it when you cant open your windows on a nice day because every single neighbor around you rotates who is blasting their music unreasonably loud all day?
If every streaming service can stop changing their layout so that they all look the exact same, that would be great.
Im at the point where I can no longer tell what fucking service I just opened up.
Im at the point where I can no longer tell what fucking service I just opened up.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If every streaming service can stop changing their layout so that they all look the exact same, that would be great.
Im at the point where I can no longer tell what fucking service I just opened up.
Im at the point where I can no longer tell what fucking service I just opened up.
ALL I WANT TO DO IT MAKE CUTE CURTAINS BUT I CANT BECAUSE PRIVATE EQUITY KILLED JOANN FABRICS ON PURPOSE.
#FuckGAgroup
#FuckMichaels
#HobbyLobbyCanGetFuckedTooBecauseTheyreEvil
#FuckGAgroup
#FuckMichaels
#HobbyLobbyCanGetFuckedTooBecauseTheyreEvil
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ALL I WANT TO DO IT MAKE CUTE CURTAINS BUT I CANT BECAUSE PRIVATE EQUITY KILLED JOANN FABRICS ON PURPOSE.
#FuckGAgroup
#FuckMichaels
#HobbyLobbyCanGetFuckedTooBecauseTheyreEvil
#FuckGAgroup
#FuckMichaels
#HobbyLobbyCanGetFuckedTooBecauseTheyreEvil
Socks fill me with rage.
You can either always feel the stupid seem.
Or they are randomly wet.
OR they just continously fall down.
I cant do 6 months of socks every day on top of the cold.
You can either always feel the stupid seem.
Or they are randomly wet.
OR they just continously fall down.
I cant do 6 months of socks every day on top of the cold.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Socks fill me with rage.
You can either always feel the stupid seem.
Or they are randomly wet.
OR they just continously fall down.
I cant do 6 months of socks every day on top of the cold.
You can either always feel the stupid seem.
Or they are randomly wet.
OR they just continously fall down.
I cant do 6 months of socks every day on top of the cold.
I need a non removable QR code on every truck sold.
This way people can scan it and take a photo of said truck when its parked like the owner cant drive. Because they never can.
And after like 20 reports of shitty parking, they get downgraded to an SUV and maybe then they can park competently.
This way people can scan it and take a photo of said truck when its parked like the owner cant drive. Because they never can.
And after like 20 reports of shitty parking, they get downgraded to an SUV and maybe then they can park competently.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I need a non removable QR code on every truck sold.
This way people can scan it and take a photo of said truck when its parked like the owner cant drive. Because they never can.
And after like 20 reports of shitty parking, they get downgraded to an SUV and maybe then they can park competently.
This way people can scan it and take a photo of said truck when its parked like the owner cant drive. Because they never can.
And after like 20 reports of shitty parking, they get downgraded to an SUV and maybe then they can park competently.
Fourteen aisles of Christmas at ANY normal non Christmas themed store is a bit fucking excessive, don't you think?
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fourteen aisles of Christmas at ANY normal non Christmas themed store is a bit fucking excessive, don't you think?
If youre gonna host a "Teacher Appreciation" event for teachers to come eat, drink, and relax...maybe don't have it at 4 PM on a THURSDAY.
...the funny thing about teachers is that they fucking work during the week, bro. Some don't get off until 3:30 or even 4.
...the funny thing about teachers is that they fucking work during the week, bro. Some don't get off until 3:30 or even 4.
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If youre gonna host a "Teacher Appreciation" event for teachers to come eat, drink, and relax...maybe don't have it at 4 PM on a THURSDAY.
...the funny thing about teachers is that they fucking work during the week, bro. Some don't get off until 3:30 or even 4.
...the funny thing about teachers is that they fucking work during the week, bro. Some don't get off until 3:30 or even 4.
Weekly reminder that if you smoke or vape where people can't escape your toxic fumes that makes you a piece of shit.
I'm happy that YOU want lung cancer and every other medical menagerie that can happen, but I don't.
I enjoy being able to breathe.
I'm happy that YOU want lung cancer and every other medical menagerie that can happen, but I don't.
I enjoy being able to breathe.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Weekly reminder that if you smoke or vape where people can't escape your toxic fumes that makes you a piece of shit.
I'm happy that YOU want lung cancer and every other medical menagerie that can happen, but I don't.
I enjoy being able to breathe.
I'm happy that YOU want lung cancer and every other medical menagerie that can happen, but I don't.
I enjoy being able to breathe.
You see aisles upon aisles upon aisles of Christmas decorations
I see mountains upon mountains of landfill.
Stop producing junk to produce it. Stop consuming to consume.
I see mountains upon mountains of landfill.
Stop producing junk to produce it. Stop consuming to consume.
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You see aisles upon aisles upon aisles of Christmas decorations
I see mountains upon mountains of landfill.
Stop producing junk to produce it. Stop consuming to consume.
I see mountains upon mountains of landfill.
Stop producing junk to produce it. Stop consuming to consume.
For every 3 unecessary tvs in a bar or restaurant, 1 needs to be showing normal movies and shows for those of us who don't shove footballs up our asses.
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For every 3 unecessary tvs in a bar or restaurant, 1 needs to be showing normal movies and shows for those of us who don't shove footballs up our asses.
Legally, you should be allowed to bitch slap narcissists with a shovel when they start their bullshit.
Like ope sorry here's the attention you needed *metallic clang*
Like ope sorry here's the attention you needed *metallic clang*
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Legally, you should be allowed to bitch slap narcissists with a shovel when they start their bullshit.
Like ope sorry here's the attention you needed *metallic clang*
Like ope sorry here's the attention you needed *metallic clang*
When you just want to go out for a nice family dinner for your birthday but you cant do that because your entire family has the emotional maturity of a group of middle school kids and all hate each other.
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Oh, and every holiday, too.
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Oh, and every holiday, too.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When you just want to go out for a nice family dinner for your birthday but you cant do that because your entire family has the emotional maturity of a group of middle school kids and all hate each other.
🙃
Oh, and every holiday, too.
🙃
Oh, and every holiday, too.