Devin
@fishdick.bsky.social
Recovering chef, newly re-located to Chicago (now accepting offers of employment)cat-haver, poker, music, travel, books, famous West Virginians.
I died of hubris during a live reading of "To Build A Fire".
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I died of hubris during a live reading of "To Build A Fire".
"Oh I don't mean you, you're one of the Good Ones," he said with his rolling so far back into his head he could see his prefrontal cortex throb.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Oh I don't mean you, you're one of the Good Ones," he said with his rolling so far back into his head he could see his prefrontal cortex throb.
Oh for real Chef? You and your trusty band of drug addicts and sentient personality disorders are gonna outwit the billion dollar company who spends 1000X your restaurant's operating budget on ketchup R&D? In the two hours between lunch and dinner service?
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh for real Chef? You and your trusty band of drug addicts and sentient personality disorders are gonna outwit the billion dollar company who spends 1000X your restaurant's operating budget on ketchup R&D? In the two hours between lunch and dinner service?
Oh cool the little ramekin of Heinz that was universally built into to the price of your fries now costs $2, has to be ordered separately and tastes slightly worse.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh cool the little ramekin of Heinz that was universally built into to the price of your fries now costs $2, has to be ordered separately and tastes slightly worse.
Reinventing stuffing is a crime of culinary hubris just a pip below that of restaurants that make their own ketchup.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reinventing stuffing is a crime of culinary hubris just a pip below that of restaurants that make their own ketchup.
When they make them small enough to fit into your asshole you should see how many you can jam up there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
When they make them small enough to fit into your asshole you should see how many you can jam up there.
Rib Car making me laugh. Thanks for that
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Rib Car making me laugh. Thanks for that
Who's to blame for Japan's xenophobia and toxic masculinity? This guy over here, making gyoza.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Who's to blame for Japan's xenophobia and toxic masculinity? This guy over here, making gyoza.
Me, pointing at a cow standing alone in a field: Is this pudding?
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me, pointing at a cow standing alone in a field: Is this pudding?
After watching 10 seasons of the Great British Bake Off, I am no closer to understanding what pudding is.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
After watching 10 seasons of the Great British Bake Off, I am no closer to understanding what pudding is.
You mean driving wallets.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You mean driving wallets.
I love Whidbey and the San Juan Islands. One of the hardest things about leaving WA is knowing that we don't have those places right on our doorstep anymore.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love Whidbey and the San Juan Islands. One of the hardest things about leaving WA is knowing that we don't have those places right on our doorstep anymore.
I don't know how this is possible.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I don't know how this is possible.
It isn't when you reach first because the defense threw another base runner out?
Or, rather, what do YOU think it is?
Or, rather, what do YOU think it is?
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It isn't when you reach first because the defense threw another base runner out?
Or, rather, what do YOU think it is?
Or, rather, what do YOU think it is?