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lamby | she/they | 20-something | 🔞 | lambicpentametre on ao3 & tumblr

saint motel lover first, human second
sergei rachmaninoff's piano concerto no. 2 in c minor, y'know?
May 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the problem with liking a guy and being capable of yarncraft is that i feel the urge to attempt a sweater except for all the foreknowledge from the crafters that came before of Do Not Fucking Make That Guy A Sweater Unless You Crave Disaster And Ruin
April 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
cried for an hour yesterday about val kilmer. cried again this afternoon. gonna cry some more this evening, as i've just turned on the prince of egypt.

i miss him so much already.
April 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Reminder
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it may have taken a full month but :)
i am definitely getting that second date
anyway i went on a very good date on sunday and hopefully i get a second one
March 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
it's not that i don't respect jaywalkers, i do! it is a sacred rotual to jaywalk. but i do take issue with people who jaywalk in front of my car without looking and have the audacity to look offended at me
March 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my takeout order came with 2 extra wings, can i get a hell yeah
March 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
wdym they just gave up on the background checks... just said lol nope we're not doing those anymore! when you work in the white house... what about Standard Form 86.......
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
what did ridley scott put into the martian (2015) that makes me love it so
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i am definitely getting that second date
anyway i went on a very good date on sunday and hopefully i get a second one
February 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i think i am being flirted with in ways i could not previously conveive
February 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
new saint motel album dropped today and as your certified saint motel lover™️ i would like to let you know it has my unreserved stamp of approval 👍 go forth and jam, brethren
February 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
#nw: Assassin's Creed (2016)

it's been a Week in casa de lamby so i'd like to be angry about something else, like how bad they massacred my girl (the animus)
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
would anyone like some baked potato soup, i made a bunch
January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
saw a tweet about spy kids and i was reminded of the time my dad and i got into a heated discussion abt whether or not the machete movies were inspired by spy kids and the resulting Angry Dad Silence™️ that descended upon the house when he found out i was right
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
re: the whole "agencies within HHS must get approval from a political appointee before publications may be released" from your resident mph epidemiology...

steve harvey thought about killing myself dot mp4
January 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
there is snow in my backyard right now.

i am in florida.
January 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
looking at the weather forecast before i return to my apartment from sunny florida and 😭🤡
January 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
my ear hurts bc i somehow scratched the INSIDE (???) :( and it's the deaf one so i can't even wear my hearing aid to help the ringing :(
January 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
val kilmer as doc holliday 🥰🫶
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
just saw a tumblr post about executive dysfunction tips except i was scrolling too fast and read it as ererct*le dysfunction and i had to scroll back up to make sure
January 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
dad made champorado 😋

(filipino chocolate rice porridge)
January 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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if were baiting a trap for @fivefootlambs.bsky.social
January 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM