David Foster Flawless
@flawless.bsky.social
You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
I guess that MRI missed a spot.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I guess that MRI missed a spot.
“Give us our advanced bomb back” is very much a careful-what-you-wish-for scenario.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Give us our advanced bomb back” is very much a careful-what-you-wish-for scenario.
I’ve always felt that the Prowler looks infinitely better without those little front fenders.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve always felt that the Prowler looks infinitely better without those little front fenders.
Maybe there’s a better way to skewer a repugnant official without looking down your noses at a fairly bog-standard meal a ton of regular people eat on Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe there’s a better way to skewer a repugnant official without looking down your noses at a fairly bog-standard meal a ton of regular people eat on Thanksgiving.
A møøse once bit my sister.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A møøse once bit my sister.
If I’m dropping >$80K on a Ford, it better be this sumbitch.
a yellow car is driving down a road
Alt: a Ford GT car driving on a race course
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I’m dropping >$80K on a Ford, it better be this sumbitch.
Elevated Gallagher
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Elevated Gallagher
Plea deal: they are tasked with apprehending Musk in exchange for lifelong probation.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Plea deal: they are tasked with apprehending Musk in exchange for lifelong probation.
Being healthy is a nice reward for putting in the effort of taking care of yourself. And even that is never guaranteed.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Being healthy is a nice reward for putting in the effort of taking care of yourself. And even that is never guaranteed.
It’s the comic relief in a story filled with unimaginable darkness.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It’s the comic relief in a story filled with unimaginable darkness.
I felt bad that I FORGOT about it until I read your post. I support a different club and I was thinking “damn, what is going on with Liverpool this year?” I’m sure even the motivation to win for lost teammate can backfire. It’s just so heavy, no matter the situation.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I felt bad that I FORGOT about it until I read your post. I support a different club and I was thinking “damn, what is going on with Liverpool this year?” I’m sure even the motivation to win for lost teammate can backfire. It’s just so heavy, no matter the situation.
I know it’s sad but I don’t think one should feel hesitant to mention that as a factor. I’m sure there are a fleeting few fans who would criticize the squad for allowing that emotion to impact their performance, but I reckon the majority of people understand it’s a reasonable difficulty.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I know it’s sad but I don’t think one should feel hesitant to mention that as a factor. I’m sure there are a fleeting few fans who would criticize the squad for allowing that emotion to impact their performance, but I reckon the majority of people understand it’s a reasonable difficulty.
Chris Berman voice: “RUMBLIN’ BUMBLIN’ STUMBLIN’!”
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Chris Berman voice: “RUMBLIN’ BUMBLIN’ STUMBLIN’!”
You’re goddamn right, it is. 😎
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You’re goddamn right, it is. 😎
I’m looking forward to the day when liberals realize that Muslims are people with equal human value to everyone else.
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m looking forward to the day when liberals realize that Muslims are people with equal human value to everyone else.
I reckon most people would prefer a less experienced candidate who will attempt good and novel policy versus an established candidate who has and will continue to implement policy that causes harm.
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I reckon most people would prefer a less experienced candidate who will attempt good and novel policy versus an established candidate who has and will continue to implement policy that causes harm.
Game eight is the entire bottle of pills in my vanity. 😞
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Game eight is the entire bottle of pills in my vanity. 😞
Ladies and gentlemen, Baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Baseball.
Meanwhile, we currently sacrifice our own children to the God of Lead. 🥴
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Meanwhile, we currently sacrifice our own children to the God of Lead. 🥴
I’m gonna join the Dodgers and turn them into a basketball team!
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’m gonna join the Dodgers and turn them into a basketball team!