Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦
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Lord Flossington VII 🇺🇦 🇨🇦
@flossman.bsky.social
I'm the president of space. He/him. Human rights activist. Late-stage capitalism is cancer. ACAB. Leftist and believer in actual science. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 Anti-Israel and anti-Hamas. War crimes on both sides, but genocide on Israel's.
I’m starting a therapy group for those who learned what it was. I bring coffee, pastries, and juice.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
At least he’s a fantastic satirist and… doesn’t write like that… 🤮
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Does “FlossMan sending money for cigs” factor into that?

I kid. I still need to finish Atomfall and I blame you entirely, my British friend.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Doesn’t sound strange at all. If more people could take time off to help social movements I think they certainly would. This is coming from a US citizen who knows plenty of people that would have joined protests if they could afford days off.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Please say on the steel drums. 😉 (I support your dream no matter what)
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Tbh I’d go back to work at the library part-time (gotta use that degree!) but I’d also make sure my place had some repairs done (with the spare income). I know, boring, but I’d love to do what I want instead of freaking out about my next disability payment.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
To clarify, he was gaudy because that was his jam and he was also talented. He wasn’t trying to prove anything. Kind of like Elton John’s love of rhinestones and being sparkly. Trump uses gold to prove himself, and not the other way around.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Liberace at least was self-aware and not a total asshole.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I still love them, but I can’t accept their views. Maybe they don’t accept mine, but that’s okay.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I appreciate the empathy, I really do. It’s only a couple members, and my mother and father also keep their distance… easier for me than them, since those are their siblings. I want my uncles/aunt to see the light but I don’t want to pick fights, especially after a couple glasses of whiskey.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Just compensating because he was rejected by the Brooklyn elite and considered “new money.” He pulled out all the stops and went full-on gaudy Saudi palace. It’s hideous.
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I have stronger ways of putting it, but I’m sure we’re on the same page. That’s why I haven’t seen some relatives since 2017.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Totally okay! I phrased it wrong… I meant that the GOP sees us as weak for, you know, giving a damn.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh, no, I didn’t mean caring is weak… totally the opposite. I meant the GOP is so obsessed with “fuck you, got mine” that they can’t understand empathy.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Gold like that just straight-up says “I’m new money and want to compensate by being gaudy as fuck.” I think you’d agree with me that if we struck it rich we’d go classy. Subtle marble and some tasteful wood.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Thus the Van Helsing line was destroyed.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mind you, I’d love to have him in my room to snuggle with, but I have a couple servers and a lot of audio gear in my room, so I don’t want him to chew on cables… which I’m fairly sure he’d attempt. 😛
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“Nurse, want to join us in splurt?” 😉
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That’s the fake empathy of the GOP. Liberals/leftists are weak for caring about people without any “kickback,” but at least we’re not ghouls.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Aw, such a cute tortie! Also exactly what my cats do, so you’re not alone. Seamus just learned how to turn my room’s doorknob and let himself in…
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Smallpox blankets for everyone!
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There was also no room at my table for the MAGA family members.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM