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56% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
Does my bum look big in this?
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
*mumbles something about faux toe graphic evidence*
“I’m a celebrity, get…”
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“I’m a celebrity, get…”
Drop your new wave album cover…
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Drop your new wave album cover…
I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
These jeans once belonged to Jackie Wilson.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
These jeans once belonged to Jackie Wilson.
I am returning to that beautiful Scotland in two weeks with The Feral Loin Fruit™️. I’ve just booked for us to go to this wonderful looking place. GET IN MAH BELLY!
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am returning to that beautiful Scotland in two weeks with The Feral Loin Fruit™️. I’ve just booked for us to go to this wonderful looking place. GET IN MAH BELLY!
🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
🎶Lip up Vatican, lip up fatty for the reggae🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
🎶Lip up Vatican, lip up fatty for the reggae🎶
The reason broccoli tastes of fart is because it has a bumhole.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The reason broccoli tastes of fart is because it has a bumhole.
That’s the vicar’s Christmas present sorted.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That’s the vicar’s Christmas present sorted.
🎶…let me rock you, let me rock you…🎶
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🎶…let me rock you, let me rock you…🎶
I KNEW MINCE PIES WERE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! Still, it explains why they look like bumholes.
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I KNEW MINCE PIES WERE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! Still, it explains why they look like bumholes.
🎶Today’s the day the teddy bears have their…
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
🎶Today’s the day the teddy bears have their…
Everywhere I go, something reminds me of him…
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Everywhere I go, something reminds me of him…
Me on January 1st 2025 vs me half way through 2025 vs me currently.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me on January 1st 2025 vs me half way through 2025 vs me currently.
Today I managed to get my ample bosoms and flappy bingo wings into a size 12 dress. SIZE 12! Six months ago, a size 18 was too tight, as of this morning I’m almost five stone lighter. I’d do a victory dance if I wasn’t so old and knackered.
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Today I managed to get my ample bosoms and flappy bingo wings into a size 12 dress. SIZE 12! Six months ago, a size 18 was too tight, as of this morning I’m almost five stone lighter. I’d do a victory dance if I wasn’t so old and knackered.
A book on how to say ‘horse museum’ in French if you’re from Birmingham.
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A book on how to say ‘horse museum’ in French if you’re from Birmingham.
🎶…and whiskers on kittens…🎶
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🎶…and whiskers on kittens…🎶
“…oh, my bad. I thought you said you wanted a pastry that looked like a ‘witch had shat’…”
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“…oh, my bad. I thought you said you wanted a pastry that looked like a ‘witch had shat’…”
This is Lord Milton of Keynes. He’s asked me to let you all know that he’s available for modelling work.
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is Lord Milton of Keynes. He’s asked me to let you all know that he’s available for modelling work.
I highly recommend you watch it, it’s on YouTube. I have watched it roughly *two million times.
*slight exaggeration.
*slight exaggeration.
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I highly recommend you watch it, it’s on YouTube. I have watched it roughly *two million times.
*slight exaggeration.
*slight exaggeration.
