alternatively you just threaten the genie to grant your wishes like a reasonable person or you wish it to die

that lasagna sheet would go hard, I'd eat it

put it on for shits and giggles (hehe fluffy) and/or to scare wandering teenagers

kerbal space program would be the national sport

arriving early is for in case there's a TSA line. at my local airport during peak flying days there is in fact a line, because usually there isn't one

i would live there tbh. gay little space hut would be extra cozy under the 92 atm of pressure

also the average person does not understand any part of this post, they think the setting where LOTR takes place in is Lord of the Rings

this is fucking amazing. all its missing is some other human waltzing in and going "erm ackchually, not all humans!!!!"

it's fucking gregicus is humble-bragging about his giant multispecies polycule again