Colonel Forbin 🫘🍃
@forbin17.bsky.social
Traveler. Dog companion. Dreamer. Idea follower. Live music obsessor. Singer. Guitar player. Swanson method advocate. The beach is. Jawn is all.
I hope they do tho. It would make it that much more fake and embarrassing for orange blob
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I hope they do tho. It would make it that much more fake and embarrassing for orange blob
National Rat Anus Day
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
National Rat Anus Day
Why not just go with Fake Peace Prize to make it super obvious.
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Why not just go with Fake Peace Prize to make it super obvious.
Never met a trillionaire tho.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Never met a trillionaire tho.
I wonder. You can stop wondering. You’re right. Money. Fake prize. It’s to kiss the butt of king baby.
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I wonder. You can stop wondering. You’re right. Money. Fake prize. It’s to kiss the butt of king baby.
Worlds greatest dad
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Worlds greatest dad
I was just awarded loudest and longest fart in my house. My dog won smelliest. We are alll winners. Except for Trump. He’s still a loser.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I was just awarded loudest and longest fart in my house. My dog won smelliest. We are alll winners. Except for Trump. He’s still a loser.
He has a trillion dollars. That fine is like If you had a trillion dollars, 140 million dollars would feel proportionally insignificant, akin to having approximately 14 cents if your total wealth was 1 million dollars
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He has a trillion dollars. That fine is like If you had a trillion dollars, 140 million dollars would feel proportionally insignificant, akin to having approximately 14 cents if your total wealth was 1 million dollars
That’s bc they cheated there
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That’s bc they cheated there
It’s for the World Cup bribe
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s for the World Cup bribe
He doesn’t shake hands
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
He doesn’t shake hands
Seriously why else would they do that
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Seriously why else would they do that
Lmao he sleeps the other 3? Lol. Nahh
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Lmao he sleeps the other 3? Lol. Nahh
She pregnant or something?
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
She pregnant or something?
He looks like that bc he knows he’s a fuckin fraud and a piece of shit
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
He looks like that bc he knows he’s a fuckin fraud and a piece of shit
This guy needs to be punched in the face. Repeatedly.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This guy needs to be punched in the face. Repeatedly.