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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw)
@framling.made-up-website.computer
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I work in software, and also I hate software <pupating…> Hopefully starting to seem as queer as I am Pronouns: ideally, whatever is most confusing; words are lies that lead us to the truth DM for discord
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · Jul 18
YOU CAN TELL THE POLITICIANS THAT YOU WON'T VOTE FOR THEM IF THEY DON'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT

THEY'RE NOT ENCASED IN AMBER OR HELD IN CRYO-STASIS, YOU CAN TALK TO THEM TO SWAY THEIR POSITIONS

EVEN IF YOU'RE TOO GUTLESS TO ACTUALLY WITHHOLD YOUR VOTE, YOU CAN JUST LIE TO THEM

THAT'S ALSO ALLOWED
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
I just fuckin' blocked his ass, clearly NOT worth… shit, ANY energy
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
Nah, just making fun of you being a dumb fucker to one of my friends
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
Hahahaha, shut the fuck up, babydick
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
Well yeah, of course all the other fascists agree with this fascist
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
You're a coward and a piece of shit, fyi

You will not be missed when you're gone

Just fyi
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
Seems like a good idea
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
I literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about, champ
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
*I'd know
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
It's not me, is it?

I just would hope if it were me, if know
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 8h
Jeez Kate, clearly instead of calling out a piece of shit asshole on the internet, you should have used that time to… stop genocide

By yourself, I guess
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 10h
Yeah, the whole cheating discourse on here a couple years back helped me realize it was more important that I transition and start actually living my life than it was that I keep hiding in the closet to keep my spouse comfortable

That was the first big revelation that saved my life
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 10h
So of course I fucked around until 15 min before, hit up Spark Notes for a book I'd already read (Cat's Cradle), went in, and proceeded to wing it

98%. Felt like a fitting close to my high school career
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 10h
My last day of high school—not last day of class, but like the clean-out-your-locker-turn-in-your-books-and-leave-after-an-hour last day—my AP English teacher told me I still had a book report presentation outstanding

We set a time for later that afternoon
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 10h
I once EITHER:
- stayed up 52 hours straight writing a 60-page design document for my Software Engineering class OR
- stayed up 60 hours straight writing a 52-page design document for my Software Engineering class

But I can no longer remember which

Either way, I do not recommend it
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 11h
🥵
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 11h
I love American cheese, and I will never fucking apologize for that fact
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 11h
I powerful reminder that I should not, in fact, go get seconds
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 14h
I'm sorry but I use bluesky the way it's meant to be used: like email
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 14h
Every time I look at Mastodon, I'm like "I can't tell what the fuck is going on or what anyone is talking about"

And I switch back here to bluesky where I can't tell what the fuck is going on or what anyone is talking about
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 14h
The spit that was always a mystery to me, back when I worked in an office, is how many dudes, on approaching a urinal, have to spit in it
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 14h
Sometimes when I run, my spit starts to thicken up from increasing dehydration + evaporation, to where it feels better to spit it out than try to swallow it
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 16h
Mastodon: the Linux of social media
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 22h
"Hello, my name is Mr. Poe, and I'd like to introduce you to my law…"
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 22h
Miserable fucking coward

You will one day die, alone and unloved, having lived for nothing
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Framling (🏳️‍⚧️btw) @framling.made-up-website.computer · 22h
You're a fucking coward, and deserve nothing but disdain from everyone in your life
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