Francis Ford Copulate
@francis-f-copulate.bsky.social
🔵 With much fear for our democracy…
how bout that youtube tv rebate
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
how bout that youtube tv rebate
(1)Melania (2)forgot (3)her (4)vibrator
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
(1)Melania (2)forgot (3)her (4)vibrator
every ramada inn lounge in the history of the brand. all of em.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
every ramada inn lounge in the history of the brand. all of em.
awesome pam. now what about those fucking epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
awesome pam. now what about those fucking epstein files
One Erection
(maybe)
(maybe)
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One Erection
(maybe)
(maybe)
…and she went back to kentucky (or wherever the fuck) to make lye soap and crackin’ bread
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
…and she went back to kentucky (or wherever the fuck) to make lye soap and crackin’ bread
i just bought this on a 500-year mortgage and imma move in this bitch on saturday
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i just bought this on a 500-year mortgage and imma move in this bitch on saturday
our education system is cooked
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
our education system is cooked
🧐 “if trump gets dementia, how will we know” 🤣
- Lawrence O'Donnell
- Lawrence O'Donnell
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🧐 “if trump gets dementia, how will we know” 🤣
- Lawrence O'Donnell
- Lawrence O'Donnell
to drill a mockingbird
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
to drill a mockingbird
fuck yeah! i just worked out with jennifer anniston and we took a shower together
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
fuck yeah! i just worked out with jennifer anniston and we took a shower together
pretty sure there’s a handjob in there somewhere
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
pretty sure there’s a handjob in there somewhere
dont get too excited MAGA. Single-wides will only be on 40-year notes
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
dont get too excited MAGA. Single-wides will only be on 40-year notes
🥴 get a load of THIS stupid hick fuk
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🥴 get a load of THIS stupid hick fuk
Calvin Swine
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Calvin Swine
i wish i had a kevlar vest - my son just hit me with a BLT and i have some broken ribs or something 🤓
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i wish i had a kevlar vest - my son just hit me with a BLT and i have some broken ribs or something 🤓
MTG -
“I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership in my first term of Congress. And I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party.”
“I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership in my first term of Congress. And I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party.”
a man in a suit and tie is making a peace sign with his finger
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a peace sign with his finger
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
MTG -
“I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership in my first term of Congress. And I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party.”
“I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership in my first term of Congress. And I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party.”
working hard to get that elusive voter enthusiasm
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
working hard to get that elusive voter enthusiasm
this looks like some fucking try-hard strip mall on the outskirts of florence sc
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
this looks like some fucking try-hard strip mall on the outskirts of florence sc
white glove treatment
bigly
bigly
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
white glove treatment
bigly
bigly
oh nothin … just a random carrot-sympathy post
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
oh nothin … just a random carrot-sympathy post
*The Oval Orifice
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
*The Oval Orifice
🤣 and john rocker will still be an uneducated racist hick washed-up ball player mad at the world whatever whatever. ooof.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
🤣 and john rocker will still be an uneducated racist hick washed-up ball player mad at the world whatever whatever. ooof.
so just wondering where all you maga tuff-boy motherfuckers are this morning - you’re usually posting typos and bad grammar in my comments. yall dopshits ok today?🥴
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
so just wondering where all you maga tuff-boy motherfuckers are this morning - you’re usually posting typos and bad grammar in my comments. yall dopshits ok today?🥴
in case anyone was wondering why MTG was not a single-wide hick lately😏
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
in case anyone was wondering why MTG was not a single-wide hick lately😏