Francis Ford Copulate
@francis-f-copulate.bsky.social
🔵 With much fear for our democracy…
his play doh dip recipe
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
his play doh dip recipe
the safe bet for elmo is for him to move to pluto
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
the safe bet for elmo is for him to move to pluto
i catch myself wanting to say SO much about this. but… first and foremost, i’m a girl-dad. and the lede to EVERY story about this should acknowledge the victims from the very top. we mustn’t clamor past that aspect.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i catch myself wanting to say SO much about this. but… first and foremost, i’m a girl-dad. and the lede to EVERY story about this should acknowledge the victims from the very top. we mustn’t clamor past that aspect.
😞
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absolutely fucking cringe-lame. so disappointed he sold out and took this role. significantly dimishes his legacy. not since yellowstone has their been more contrived writing and goofball over-the-top characters.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
absolutely fucking cringe-lame. so disappointed he sold out and took this role. significantly dimishes his legacy. not since yellowstone has their been more contrived writing and goofball over-the-top characters.
humanity’s very worst. all of ‘em.
sick fucks.
sick fucks.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
humanity’s very worst. all of ‘em.
sick fucks.
sick fucks.
hey maga u elected a fat bald pedo … ya ignorant hick fucks
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hey maga u elected a fat bald pedo … ya ignorant hick fucks
how bout that youtube tv rebate
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
how bout that youtube tv rebate
(1)Melania (2)forgot (3)her (4)vibrator
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
(1)Melania (2)forgot (3)her (4)vibrator
every ramada inn lounge in the history of the brand. all of em.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
every ramada inn lounge in the history of the brand. all of em.
awesome pam. now what about those fucking epstein files
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
awesome pam. now what about those fucking epstein files
One Erection
(maybe)
(maybe)
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
One Erection
(maybe)
(maybe)
…and she went back to kentucky (or wherever the fuck) to make lye soap and crackin’ bread
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
…and she went back to kentucky (or wherever the fuck) to make lye soap and crackin’ bread
i just bought this on a 500-year mortgage and imma move in this bitch on saturday
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i just bought this on a 500-year mortgage and imma move in this bitch on saturday
our education system is cooked
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
our education system is cooked
🧐 “if trump gets dementia, how will we know” 🤣
- Lawrence O'Donnell
- Lawrence O'Donnell
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🧐 “if trump gets dementia, how will we know” 🤣
- Lawrence O'Donnell
- Lawrence O'Donnell
to drill a mockingbird
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
to drill a mockingbird
fuck yeah! i just worked out with jennifer anniston and we took a shower together
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
fuck yeah! i just worked out with jennifer anniston and we took a shower together
pretty sure there’s a handjob in there somewhere
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
pretty sure there’s a handjob in there somewhere
dont get too excited MAGA. Single-wides will only be on 40-year notes
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
dont get too excited MAGA. Single-wides will only be on 40-year notes
🥴 get a load of THIS stupid hick fuk
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🥴 get a load of THIS stupid hick fuk
Calvin Swine
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Calvin Swine
working hard to get that elusive voter enthusiasm
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
working hard to get that elusive voter enthusiasm
this looks like some fucking try-hard strip mall on the outskirts of florence sc
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
this looks like some fucking try-hard strip mall on the outskirts of florence sc
white glove treatment
bigly
bigly
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
white glove treatment
bigly
bigly
oh nothin … just a random carrot-sympathy post
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
oh nothin … just a random carrot-sympathy post