François Del Taco
@francoisdeltaco.bsky.social
Just one trans girl in a trenchcoat
Come and rummage through my thought garbage
Come and rummage through my thought garbage
Woke priest hearing woke confession in the woke confessional at woke church: "That's a grave sin, my child. As penance, say 10 Hail Trannys and 10 Our Frotters"
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Woke priest hearing woke confession in the woke confessional at woke church: "That's a grave sin, my child. As penance, say 10 Hail Trannys and 10 Our Frotters"
Honestly, Thanksgiving went way better than expected. Maga uncle didn't even try to start shit, just downed two bottles of wine and pretended to watch football til his wife dragged him home. The way God intended
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Honestly, Thanksgiving went way better than expected. Maga uncle didn't even try to start shit, just downed two bottles of wine and pretended to watch football til his wife dragged him home. The way God intended
Finally watching Twilight for the first time. This stupid garbage is fucking awesome. Can't believe this shit was gatekept from me as a kid
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Finally watching Twilight for the first time. This stupid garbage is fucking awesome. Can't believe this shit was gatekept from me as a kid
Thinking of doing something sinister. Open to suggestions
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Thinking of doing something sinister. Open to suggestions
Who's gonna hook up first? JD Vance and Erika Kirk or Trump and Mamdani?
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Who's gonna hook up first? JD Vance and Erika Kirk or Trump and Mamdani?
Playing It's Goin' Down by Yung Joc for the clicker trained puppy girl 'til she's foaming at the mouth
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Playing It's Goin' Down by Yung Joc for the clicker trained puppy girl 'til she's foaming at the mouth
To be fair, every time We Are Charlie Kirk organically pops into my head, I also kinda wish my neck would just explode
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
To be fair, every time We Are Charlie Kirk organically pops into my head, I also kinda wish my neck would just explode
I am not relatable at all. Please stop relating to me immediately. Let me know when you've stopped. K thanks
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am not relatable at all. Please stop relating to me immediately. Let me know when you've stopped. K thanks
I'm actually very relatable. Please relate to me as soon as possible. But do it privately. I don't wanna know about it. K thanks
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm actually very relatable. Please relate to me as soon as possible. But do it privately. I don't wanna know about it. K thanks
Sorry for leaving everyone in suspense on the honk/beep situation. I'll look more into it the next time I have a few sleepless nights in a row. Or the next time I do coke. Whichever comes first
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sorry for leaving everyone in suspense on the honk/beep situation. I'll look more into it the next time I have a few sleepless nights in a row. Or the next time I do coke. Whichever comes first
I can't really explain it, but Culver's is the most homophobic fast food chain
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I can't really explain it, but Culver's is the most homophobic fast food chain
“'Lord, if it’s you,' Peter answered him, 'command me to come'"
Matthew 14:28
Can't believe people read this book to kids jfc
Matthew 14:28
Can't believe people read this book to kids jfc
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“'Lord, if it’s you,' Peter answered him, 'command me to come'"
Matthew 14:28
Can't believe people read this book to kids jfc
Matthew 14:28
Can't believe people read this book to kids jfc
Spotify already had the only AI tool I've ever actually been thankful for with playlist radio, but I guess they had to kill it for not being shitty or sinister enough
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Spotify already had the only AI tool I've ever actually been thankful for with playlist radio, but I guess they had to kill it for not being shitty or sinister enough
Trans agenda? Yeah I'm tryin, wise guy
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Trans agenda? Yeah I'm tryin, wise guy
I'm not actually trans, I just have long covid
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm not actually trans, I just have long covid
Can y'all check my shopping list and lmk if I forgot anything?
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Can y'all check my shopping list and lmk if I forgot anything?
I asked this monkey paw to make me a woman and a finger curled, but nothing happ– oh.
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I asked this monkey paw to make me a woman and a finger curled, but nothing happ– oh.
Unfortunately, I finally remembered to refill my prescriptions today, so I'm probably gonna start acting a lot more normal soon. Sorry, everyone
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Unfortunately, I finally remembered to refill my prescriptions today, so I'm probably gonna start acting a lot more normal soon. Sorry, everyone
Dreamed my dog got arrested by the Portland Polycule, so ACAB now means them too, unfortunately
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Dreamed my dog got arrested by the Portland Polycule, so ACAB now means them too, unfortunately
Once the deadly black mold growing in my walls finally cements its nefarious hold over my mind, body and spirit, it's so over for you bitches
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Once the deadly black mold growing in my walls finally cements its nefarious hold over my mind, body and spirit, it's so over for you bitches
Ah shit, my main hatchway just caved in 🤦♀️ good knowing everyone I guess
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ah shit, my main hatchway just caved in 🤦♀️ good knowing everyone I guess
"And all that remains are the faces and the names of the gay sons and the thot daughters"
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"And all that remains are the faces and the names of the gay sons and the thot daughters"
"The unslaked furies of Lake Superior" goes hard as fuck, but I did have to read it like 4 times
Here is the Newsweek magazine article that led to the song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," marked up to show key passages that Lightfoot borrowed. Short thread at quoted post. Thanks to @bikeguy.bsky.social for reminding me about this. #EdmundFitzgerald50
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The unslaked furies of Lake Superior" goes hard as fuck, but I did have to read it like 4 times
Lake Superior giving me some nasty ass looks today jfc
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Lake Superior giving me some nasty ass looks today jfc
Wrapping up terms with a few steel firms before I head fully loaded for Cleveland. This is gonna be so easy!
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wrapping up terms with a few steel firms before I head fully loaded for Cleveland. This is gonna be so easy!