Always Be My Baby is a Christmas song

970) the little drummer boy

975) Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
974) Rudolph the twitchy eyed reindeer
973) Rudolph the reindeer with a huge pile of scrap copper in his garage
972) Rudolph we're all getting concerned

979) White Christmas
978) Blue Christmas
977) Teal Christmas

981) Fuck Me Santa (Taylor's Version)

984) Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey)

Shit, sorry. Who the fuck are you?

988) Santa Cucked Daddy on Christmas Eve

I'm finally free to just revel in my own ignorance as I watch two groups of men beat the shit out of each other for my entertainment. Like an Empress sitting in her box at the colosseum

Shit, sorry. I forgot about that. I have a short term memory impairment

If you're gonna absolutely insist that you be allowed to say slurs, say em with your fucking chest. Don't start hiding behind euphemisms as soon as you think you might actually get in trouble for it and claiming it makes you some kind of high-minded intellectual

They always give themselves away by trying to cling to some imagined moral high ground being like "well OBVIOUSLY I'd never say it about someone who's ACTUALLY... uh... ya know..." Like no, buddy. I don't know. Why don't you tell the class

Sorry, ive been waiting for an opportunity to vent about this. Mary famously knew. She was given plenty of advance notice when that tentacle creature showed up at her house and was like "ay, shawty. you're boutta be pregnant with God's kid." The whole thing was spelled out for her from the beginning

Do you make your own beef cold brew?

The guy who has a bunch of "elves" making "toys" for him at the "North Pole?" Yeah, he's in there

I wouldn't mind at all if you had 6 thousand dollars

I'm gonna spend all of mine on more $2000 checks. Infinite money glitch

Personally, I found out about them around kindergarten

First ballot HOFer, easy

The most realistic part of this movie is Bella's reaction to being told she has to go to Jacksonville