Frank
@frankslartibart.bsky.social
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I just hope the cemetery installs proper drainage to cope with all the piss from all the visitors
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I just hope the cemetery installs proper drainage to cope with all the piss from all the visitors
He reminds me of Idi Amin. He generates the same levels of derision and horror in me
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
He reminds me of Idi Amin. He generates the same levels of derision and horror in me
Anyone upset by this prediction should be cheered by the thought that this is only a guess. He might be dead next week
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Anyone upset by this prediction should be cheered by the thought that this is only a guess. He might be dead next week
Possibly they think Trump will be dead next year so it won't matter. That's why they painted themselves into a corner
If they give it to another warmonger, it's going to look like it's ironic
If they give it to someone who actually deserves a prize, the recipient will tell them to fuck off
If they give it to another warmonger, it's going to look like it's ironic
If they give it to someone who actually deserves a prize, the recipient will tell them to fuck off
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Possibly they think Trump will be dead next year so it won't matter. That's why they painted themselves into a corner
If they give it to another warmonger, it's going to look like it's ironic
If they give it to someone who actually deserves a prize, the recipient will tell them to fuck off
If they give it to another warmonger, it's going to look like it's ironic
If they give it to someone who actually deserves a prize, the recipient will tell them to fuck off
I can't make out what Gianni Infantino is saying because of his accent. Did he say peace prize or piss prize?
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I can't make out what Gianni Infantino is saying because of his accent. Did he say peace prize or piss prize?
Just put him in a glass case
and add a slot machine which charges $1 to remove the glass for one minute of punching
and add a slot machine which charges $1 to remove the glass for one minute of punching
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just put him in a glass case
and add a slot machine which charges $1 to remove the glass for one minute of punching
and add a slot machine which charges $1 to remove the glass for one minute of punching
They are getting so used to him nodding off while still on camera there may be a chance he's going to kick the bucket live on air, and nobody will notice for 10 minutes or so
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
They are getting so used to him nodding off while still on camera there may be a chance he's going to kick the bucket live on air, and nobody will notice for 10 minutes or so
MAGA think he's great
Republicans adore him
They love their racists
Republicans adore him
They love their racists
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
MAGA think he's great
Republicans adore him
They love their racists
Republicans adore him
They love their racists
I wish you a merry, MAGA-free, Christmas. May yer only annoyance when yer shopping be all them Christmas tunes they pipe throughout the stores
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December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I wish you a merry, MAGA-free, Christmas. May yer only annoyance when yer shopping be all them Christmas tunes they pipe throughout the stores
<grin>
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I doubt it'll be less crowded, but at least you won't encounter any MAGA idiots
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I doubt it'll be less crowded, but at least you won't encounter any MAGA idiots
The hope to which I'm clinging is the little piece of plaque that's broken off from the inside of his cholesterol-filled arteries and is making its way thru his brain
How can anything navigate thru something that small? Maybe this time around it'll get lodged
How can anything navigate thru something that small? Maybe this time around it'll get lodged
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The hope to which I'm clinging is the little piece of plaque that's broken off from the inside of his cholesterol-filled arteries and is making its way thru his brain
How can anything navigate thru something that small? Maybe this time around it'll get lodged
How can anything navigate thru something that small? Maybe this time around it'll get lodged
Staged or not, I don't care
What gets me is why did the fucking ignorant cunt voters think that someone taking potshots at him makes him suitable to be president?
What gets me is why did the fucking ignorant cunt voters think that someone taking potshots at him makes him suitable to be president?
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Staged or not, I don't care
What gets me is why did the fucking ignorant cunt voters think that someone taking potshots at him makes him suitable to be president?
What gets me is why did the fucking ignorant cunt voters think that someone taking potshots at him makes him suitable to be president?
Of course it was deliberate. The sadistic cunt's got a Nazi tattoo
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Of course it was deliberate. The sadistic cunt's got a Nazi tattoo
If it was truthful it wouldn't be a "get out of jail free" card. It would be "get out of jail for a generous donation to Trump's bank account" card
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If it was truthful it wouldn't be a "get out of jail free" card. It would be "get out of jail for a generous donation to Trump's bank account" card
I never really thought about how satirical it is for the boardgame, Monopoly, to have a "get out of jail free" card
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I never really thought about how satirical it is for the boardgame, Monopoly, to have a "get out of jail free" card
The end came swiftly. All over the world, his machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, the Fascists were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest thing which God and His wisdom had put upon this Earth.. the embolus
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The end came swiftly. All over the world, his machines began to stop and fall. After all that men could do had failed, the Fascists were destroyed and humanity was saved by the littlest thing which God and His wisdom had put upon this Earth.. the embolus
Number 5.. Impeach SCOTUS Kavanaugh and his rape, his redacted CV, and his love of beer and corruption
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Number 5.. Impeach SCOTUS Kavanaugh and his rape, his redacted CV, and his love of beer and corruption
It's a "having a cake or eating it" scenario. If you can't actually eat your cake because you are too scared the baker will ban you from ever having cake again, then what is the point of having a cake?
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It's a "having a cake or eating it" scenario. If you can't actually eat your cake because you are too scared the baker will ban you from ever having cake again, then what is the point of having a cake?
It's not to get the Republicans to release the files. Democrat politicians are already trying to do that
It's to remind voters that there's a good chance the US president likes to fuck little girlies. The fact that Republicans won Tennessee suggests we should shout about the Epstein Files more
It's to remind voters that there's a good chance the US president likes to fuck little girlies. The fact that Republicans won Tennessee suggests we should shout about the Epstein Files more
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's not to get the Republicans to release the files. Democrat politicians are already trying to do that
It's to remind voters that there's a good chance the US president likes to fuck little girlies. The fact that Republicans won Tennessee suggests we should shout about the Epstein Files more
It's to remind voters that there's a good chance the US president likes to fuck little girlies. The fact that Republicans won Tennessee suggests we should shout about the Epstein Files more
I find it hard to believe Republicans won Tennessee
How many of these deluded folks are there? I just hope it's a wake up call for anyone who didn't bother to vote because they thought that any party that supported paedophiles rapists drug runners cop killers war criminals didn't stand a chance
How many of these deluded folks are there? I just hope it's a wake up call for anyone who didn't bother to vote because they thought that any party that supported paedophiles rapists drug runners cop killers war criminals didn't stand a chance
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I find it hard to believe Republicans won Tennessee
How many of these deluded folks are there? I just hope it's a wake up call for anyone who didn't bother to vote because they thought that any party that supported paedophiles rapists drug runners cop killers war criminals didn't stand a chance
How many of these deluded folks are there? I just hope it's a wake up call for anyone who didn't bother to vote because they thought that any party that supported paedophiles rapists drug runners cop killers war criminals didn't stand a chance
Do you understand that it's impossible to offer an 1500% discount on drug prices?
Are these the people who you want working out fiscal policies?
Are these the people who you want working out fiscal policies?
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Do you understand that it's impossible to offer an 1500% discount on drug prices?
Are these the people who you want working out fiscal policies?
Are these the people who you want working out fiscal policies?
I did that, and now Patrick Troughton is my favourite Doctor. It's a shame some of his shows only exist in cartoon-assisted audio
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I did that, and now Patrick Troughton is my favourite Doctor. It's a shame some of his shows only exist in cartoon-assisted audio
£5/hr?
I know it's not much, but it's all I can afford to pay
I know it's not much, but it's all I can afford to pay
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
£5/hr?
I know it's not much, but it's all I can afford to pay
I know it's not much, but it's all I can afford to pay
We don't have any bands like Aha to back electric cars in Scotland. We'd have to opt for someone like The Bay City Rollers
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We don't have any bands like Aha to back electric cars in Scotland. We'd have to opt for someone like The Bay City Rollers
Trump's property is both worth more when he's looking for a loan, and less when he's paying taxes
The Epstein files are both sitting on her desk, and doesn't exist
When Trump ends up before the beak just remember what Leavitt said here, that he is healthy enough for his jail sentence
The Epstein files are both sitting on her desk, and doesn't exist
When Trump ends up before the beak just remember what Leavitt said here, that he is healthy enough for his jail sentence
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Trump's property is both worth more when he's looking for a loan, and less when he's paying taxes
The Epstein files are both sitting on her desk, and doesn't exist
When Trump ends up before the beak just remember what Leavitt said here, that he is healthy enough for his jail sentence
The Epstein files are both sitting on her desk, and doesn't exist
When Trump ends up before the beak just remember what Leavitt said here, that he is healthy enough for his jail sentence