I found that my phone number is associated with someone with the same first name as in the spam messages. Trying to remedy that, but I shouldn't receive these spams anyway.

Guess Who?

U2?

Yes!

(stolen joke)

This and Thunderstruck should be banned.

Have you seen the show "Fisk?" It's been done.

Thanks for the earworm for #5. I can't remember who it is though. #4 sounds familiar and #7 was already guessed.

Is this his long lost child?

Yelling at a 93 y/o is not fun. Arguing with her is worse. I would rather spend my time with her talking about other things - like how her brothers got in trouble for smashing barn windows. How she was carried across a puddle wearing her square dance dress and then promptly dropped in the puddle.

Sometimes you just want to get through the thick skull and find some common sense.

When you hear Libertarians supporting No Kings rallies, you know he's bad.