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Musk is a parasite on the future; he preys upon the imagination of others, taking any vision of a better world and depreciating it by hawking options on a transparently fake facsimile.
He is capitalism's full-throated assault on the utopian imaginary.
He is capitalism's full-throated assault on the utopian imaginary.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Musk is a parasite on the future; he preys upon the imagination of others, taking any vision of a better world and depreciating it by hawking options on a transparently fake facsimile.
He is capitalism's full-throated assault on the utopian imaginary.
He is capitalism's full-throated assault on the utopian imaginary.
All of them! Recreational alteration of your brain chemistry is fundamental part of the human experience. We use tea, beer, LSD or heroin to reshape our brain to our environment. Incarceration is as maladapative as addiction to pain killers, but thats what you get when theres no hope.
Show me one society that has allowed widespread drug use and is better for it. Or where incarceration helps solve the issue.
It's awesome when libs on here are also like "I am an insane fascist"
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All of them! Recreational alteration of your brain chemistry is fundamental part of the human experience. We use tea, beer, LSD or heroin to reshape our brain to our environment. Incarceration is as maladapative as addiction to pain killers, but thats what you get when theres no hope.
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
I wrote a book. Its not on the internet. Its a secret book. Its perfect.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I wrote a book. Its not on the internet. Its a secret book. Its perfect.
When I was 14 I got a Harry Turtledove hook from the library. I liked it alot, but I was left wondering if he meant to be topical. Today, I got my answer.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I say that a lot.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I didn't mean to be topical.
I say that a lot.
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When I was 14 I got a Harry Turtledove hook from the library. I liked it alot, but I was left wondering if he meant to be topical. Today, I got my answer.
Sharing intimacy with machines is demeaning and depraved, and that includes strangers on the internet
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sharing intimacy with machines is demeaning and depraved, and that includes strangers on the internet
The people will survive
in their environment
the dirt, scarcity, and emptiness
of our south
the injustices of our greed
the practices we merit
there on the beach
i could see it in her eyes
i only had a corona
five cents deposit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEF...
in their environment
the dirt, scarcity, and emptiness
of our south
the injustices of our greed
the practices we merit
there on the beach
i could see it in her eyes
i only had a corona
five cents deposit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEF...
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The people will survive
in their environment
the dirt, scarcity, and emptiness
of our south
the injustices of our greed
the practices we merit
there on the beach
i could see it in her eyes
i only had a corona
five cents deposit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEF...
in their environment
the dirt, scarcity, and emptiness
of our south
the injustices of our greed
the practices we merit
there on the beach
i could see it in her eyes
i only had a corona
five cents deposit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEF...
When I say "fuck off and go outside", this is the kind of thing i am talking about
A new poll shows support for the Spanish-performing musician is split along party lines.
Poll Shows Stark Political Divide Over Bad Bunny Super Bowl Half-Time Show
A new poll shows support for the Spanish-performing musician is split along party lines.
www.forbes.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
When I say "fuck off and go outside", this is the kind of thing i am talking about
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If you ever catch me at 92 pursuing anything that is not my hobbies and delights or supporting young people you have my permission to pull me aside and smack me upside the head.
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you ever catch me at 92 pursuing anything that is not my hobbies and delights or supporting young people you have my permission to pull me aside and smack me upside the head.
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🎶if you find earth boring
Just the same old same thing
C'mon & sign up
With Outerspaceways Incorporated🎶
Just the same old same thing
C'mon & sign up
With Outerspaceways Incorporated🎶
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🎶if you find earth boring
Just the same old same thing
C'mon & sign up
With Outerspaceways Incorporated🎶
Just the same old same thing
C'mon & sign up
With Outerspaceways Incorporated🎶
Fuck off, go outside
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Fuck off, go outside
When you ask me, "DO YOU CONDEMN HAMAS?"
This is who you are asking.
This is who you are asking.
hnnnnggh a dream come TRUE 😵💫🥴🥵🤤 But why stop at a week? Why stop at all??? I'm a fart blimp, and farts should be my life!! Keep em pumping! Keep showing everyone what a big, fat fart blimp I am! I shouldn't be able to hide how much I love farts! The world should know I love big, stinky farts!!!
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When you ask me, "DO YOU CONDEMN HAMAS?"
This is who you are asking.
This is who you are asking.
i saw this post because i searched for the word "farts"
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.”
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
Democrats Cynically Wield “Wokeness” Against Graham Platner
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.” But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
jacobin.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i saw this post because i searched for the word "farts"
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“If you live in a 15 minute city but your barista can’t afford to live there too, you don’t live in a 15 minute city, you live in a theme park.“
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
“If you live in a 15 minute city but your barista can’t afford to live there too, you don’t live in a 15 minute city, you live in a theme park.“
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Because she's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it.
Because she's not our hero. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it.
Because she's not our hero. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Because she's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it.
Because she's not our hero. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
So we'll hunt her. Because she can take it.
Because she's not our hero. She’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
"I'm a new, fresh, type of guy. An outsider. A bold heterodox thinker. I got Roger Stones face tattooed on my balls. I'm ready for a new way of talking about urban planning. I fuck dogs. Join me for a roundtable discussion about community-centered growth."
- what city politics sounds like to me.
- what city politics sounds like to me.
October 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"I'm a new, fresh, type of guy. An outsider. A bold heterodox thinker. I got Roger Stones face tattooed on my balls. I'm ready for a new way of talking about urban planning. I fuck dogs. Join me for a roundtable discussion about community-centered growth."
- what city politics sounds like to me.
- what city politics sounds like to me.
No more urban sprawl. No more residential development. No more public housing. No more private housing. We need to immediately seize all land under eminent domain. We need to build The Front Desk.
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
No more urban sprawl. No more residential development. No more public housing. No more private housing. We need to immediately seize all land under eminent domain. We need to build The Front Desk.
Cant wait to play my set on NPR's Omnipresent Desk Concert
October 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Cant wait to play my set on NPR's Omnipresent Desk Concert
Infinite Desk Concert
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Infinite Desk Concert
stealing this, building The Desk
Huge Fuckin Desk Concert
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
stealing this, building The Desk
The tradition of pointless discourse demands that we leave our Call To Action vague. However, (DEEPWAVE ACTIVATION PHRASE)
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The tradition of pointless discourse demands that we leave our Call To Action vague. However, (DEEPWAVE ACTIVATION PHRASE)
You might think this would be an argument for a weaker executive branch of government, but no, its just a dog barfing up some dookie.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You might think this would be an argument for a weaker executive branch of government, but no, its just a dog barfing up some dookie.
why are west coast longshoremen cool when east coast longshoremen are all mafia henchmen
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
why are west coast longshoremen cool when east coast longshoremen are all mafia henchmen