In all seriousness, we had fun! No one likes going out first, but every little bit is more practice. We’ll do better next time!

That’s all for our players, but every good team needs a coach. With all the experience gained from their time on 3PD, @a-bog-hag.bsky.social is here to guide us to victory!

Last but not least, it’s
@izzywooperstan.bsky.social! She’s got a variety of aggressive fighting weapons to brawl her way to victory. Don’t say anything bad about Wooper in her presence, it won’t end well for you.

The newest addition to the team, @melonman54.bsky.social! He’s our other flex, he helps cover what no one else can. An anchor? He’s got it. Support? You bet. Midline? Even better! When there’s a hole in the comp, he’s always got the weapon to fit it perfectly.

A skilled Tenta Brella specialist through and through, it’s @cyima.bsky.social! Though their weapon pool is small, they’re quite the force to be reckoned with. When they’re defending us with the Tent shield, we’re able to go the extra mile.

Meet the anchor turned slayer, @rinmet.bsky.social! With a newfound love for sharking weapons, she hides and waits patiently for the perfect time to strike. Leave no stone unturned, she might be hiding under it.

Introducing the Dapple Dualies Demon, @tink-c.bsky.social! Finally free from the curse of Reefslider, he focuses on aggressive frontlining weapons to overwhelm the enemy. Better watch your back, he might be right behind you!

We sure are lucky to have them, because they’re our only dedicated anchor; it’s @kannyobi.bsky.social! Truly we could not ask for a better anchor than Kanny, especially since they’re the only one willing to play Pen. Whether it be with Pencil or Wellstring, they’ll hold down the fort for us.

He’s a big fan of trains and plumbers, it’s @mariomelon64.bsky.social! His job is to paint us in and cover our backs during fights, and I’d say he’s pretty good at it! Alas, Aerospray’s third kit got Screen, now he’s stuck in Zap jail forever. What a shame…

A low tier warrior like no other,
@inkyrain.bsky.social! Although he deeply despises Splat Zones, he’s still there to put up a fight in the other modes. You’ll have a hard time finding anyone cooler than Bax Fan 7.

What’s a team without a captain? It’s
@lilynikos.bsky.social! A flexible player who can go on the frontlines with her Splat Dualies or provide paint and support with Dread Wringer. Whatever the comp calls for, she'll be there! Except for anchors, she doesn't play those.