DK, Carb Cat Herder
@frozenkoi.bsky.social
Bad at writing profiles. Cat dad to Gnocchi and (Potato) Latke (they are in my profile picture, behind and under a couch, no way to add alt text)
He/him.
He/him.
"My cat is unpillable!"
No sigh I just don't know how to explain to him that it's good for him.
No sigh I just don't know how to explain to him that it's good for him.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"My cat is unpillable!"
No sigh I just don't know how to explain to him that it's good for him.
No sigh I just don't know how to explain to him that it's good for him.
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I have a new verse for the latke song
Take a cat and pat pat pat
Hug her till she’s flat flat flat
Don’t fry her in a pan with fat fat fat
Hanukkah kitties don’t like that
Hanukkah kitties Don’t Like That
Best sung to a cat while petting them.
Take a cat and pat pat pat
Hug her till she’s flat flat flat
Don’t fry her in a pan with fat fat fat
Hanukkah kitties don’t like that
Hanukkah kitties Don’t Like That
Best sung to a cat while petting them.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I have a new verse for the latke song
Take a cat and pat pat pat
Hug her till she’s flat flat flat
Don’t fry her in a pan with fat fat fat
Hanukkah kitties don’t like that
Hanukkah kitties Don’t Like That
Best sung to a cat while petting them.
Take a cat and pat pat pat
Hug her till she’s flat flat flat
Don’t fry her in a pan with fat fat fat
Hanukkah kitties don’t like that
Hanukkah kitties Don’t Like That
Best sung to a cat while petting them.
Tiny Kitten Update: Today the weather is cold enough to trigger a warm-on-the-couch peace treaty between Latke and Gnocchi.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Tiny Kitten Update: Today the weather is cold enough to trigger a warm-on-the-couch peace treaty between Latke and Gnocchi.
One more pickle judaica
Help me I fell down a Hanukkah rabbit hole and now I want a pickle menorah.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One more pickle judaica
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If you’re interviewing people around holiday season who will be joining your company, here’s a reminder to not ask candidates to answer Christmas-themed questions or solve xmas-themed problems.
(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you’re interviewing people around holiday season who will be joining your company, here’s a reminder to not ask candidates to answer Christmas-themed questions or solve xmas-themed problems.
(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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One of my pet peeves would be solved by a Venn diagram but instead of 2 circles we have 1 shaped like Latin America, and another shaped like North America.
The intersection is shaped like Mexico.
(The peeve is that a lot of times Mexico is excluded from "North America", obviously 😉 )
The intersection is shaped like Mexico.
(The peeve is that a lot of times Mexico is excluded from "North America", obviously 😉 )
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
One of my pet peeves would be solved by a Venn diagram but instead of 2 circles we have 1 shaped like Latin America, and another shaped like North America.
The intersection is shaped like Mexico.
(The peeve is that a lot of times Mexico is excluded from "North America", obviously 😉 )
The intersection is shaped like Mexico.
(The peeve is that a lot of times Mexico is excluded from "North America", obviously 😉 )
Weird that a lot of the TV I watch is as background (so I mostly hear it rather than see+watch), yet I cannot listen to podcasts/audiobooks in the same kind of situations.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Weird that a lot of the TV I watch is as background (so I mostly hear it rather than see+watch), yet I cannot listen to podcasts/audiobooks in the same kind of situations.
If that tong is not the one god made right before the 1st Shabbat then I'm not interested.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If that tong is not the one god made right before the 1st Shabbat then I'm not interested.
“You see, that person is weird about Jews. That is wrong. I propose this other, more correct way to be weird about Jews.”
- too many gentiles, unfortunately
- too many gentiles, unfortunately
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“You see, that person is weird about Jews. That is wrong. I propose this other, more correct way to be weird about Jews.”
- too many gentiles, unfortunately
- too many gentiles, unfortunately
If you’re interviewing people around holiday season who will be joining your company, here’s a reminder to not ask candidates to answer Christmas-themed questions or solve xmas-themed problems.
(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you’re interviewing people around holiday season who will be joining your company, here’s a reminder to not ask candidates to answer Christmas-themed questions or solve xmas-themed problems.
(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)
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Sharing this pic of these 2 bunnies because I don't often get to perceive bunnies in person; and these 2 are very muppet-y.
( @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social thinking of you )
( @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social thinking of you )
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sharing this pic of these 2 bunnies because I don't often get to perceive bunnies in person; and these 2 are very muppet-y.
( @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social thinking of you )
( @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social thinking of you )
What is love?
(me to my dad's fish that I'm fish-sitting)
🎶🎵
Cleaning your filter
Your filter, once more
🎶🎵🎶
(to the tune of Haddaway's What Is Love)
(me to my dad's fish that I'm fish-sitting)
🎶🎵
Cleaning your filter
Your filter, once more
🎶🎵🎶
(to the tune of Haddaway's What Is Love)
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What is love?
(me to my dad's fish that I'm fish-sitting)
🎶🎵
Cleaning your filter
Your filter, once more
🎶🎵🎶
(to the tune of Haddaway's What Is Love)
(me to my dad's fish that I'm fish-sitting)
🎶🎵
Cleaning your filter
Your filter, once more
🎶🎵🎶
(to the tune of Haddaway's What Is Love)
An example of bad localization assumptions: if the user has selected a Latin-American country as their content region, they must want to use Spanish as their UI language, even though the system setting is English.
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
An example of bad localization assumptions: if the user has selected a Latin-American country as their content region, they must want to use Spanish as their UI language, even though the system setting is English.
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
1) eating asparagus makes pee stink
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
1) eating asparagus makes pee stink
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
2) pee is filtered blood
conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
Social media Yiddish curse:
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Social media Yiddish curse:
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
Hold up, is this why Shaq has been making all that AI slop about Marilyn Monroe ?
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hold up, is this why Shaq has been making all that AI slop about Marilyn Monroe ?
@postingtreyf.bsky.social we need a shitposter with graphic design as their passion to make a version of the "when you're mean this is who you're mean to" but about Pharisees and how it just means Jews.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@postingtreyf.bsky.social we need a shitposter with graphic design as their passion to make a version of the "when you're mean this is who you're mean to" but about Pharisees and how it just means Jews.
Note that a few days ago replies to this post where adamant that there was NO "antisemitism from the left", and today's BlueSky discourse on US politics is "AIPAC controls politicians so they do 'thing I don't like' " (e.g. gov shutdown and airflights).
The right loves to claim that antisemitism lives only on the left. But Tucker Carlson's recent Nick Fuentes interview has exposed it for the lie that it is. Todd Beeton traces how the conflict is exposing a dangerous truth about the modern GOP that they're only beginning to reckon with.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Note that a few days ago replies to this post where adamant that there was NO "antisemitism from the left", and today's BlueSky discourse on US politics is "AIPAC controls politicians so they do 'thing I don't like' " (e.g. gov shutdown and airflights).
Possum spotting: This little guy shows up every now and then. This is from last night.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Possum spotting: This little guy shows up every now and then. This is from last night.
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Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hillel: put your right foot in
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Gentile: done
Hillel: now take it out
Gentile: ...ok
Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about
Gentile: wait what?
Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another
Hillel: that's what it's all about
Quoting because I can't reply. Nitpick and clarification: ALT text is not a place to add bonus stuff. It's not a tool for authors to do extra funny stuff. It's so that people with special needs can participate too; use it to describe the image/video (the description can be funny I guess).
But…
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But…
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November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Quoting because I can't reply. Nitpick and clarification: ALT text is not a place to add bonus stuff. It's not a tool for authors to do extra funny stuff. It's so that people with special needs can participate too; use it to describe the image/video (the description can be funny I guess).
But…
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But…
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I really like Lacey Chabert, so I have a higher tolerance for xmas movies if she's on it, but the premise of "HOA requires the entire neighborhood to decorate for xmas; and that that is an adorable and wholesome position" is a bridge too far.
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I really like Lacey Chabert, so I have a higher tolerance for xmas movies if she's on it, but the premise of "HOA requires the entire neighborhood to decorate for xmas; and that that is an adorable and wholesome position" is a bridge too far.
Shloske sounds like a yum Yiddish drink, I wonder if it's a real word.
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Shloske sounds like a yum Yiddish drink, I wonder if it's a real word.
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
Research lates: it's a last name, and one of the search results is a person called Hearing Shloskes. A name I might use for D&D (after further checks for milkshake duckness).
Respect the audacity and ambition of a spider that spins a web across the entire front yard.
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Respect the audacity and ambition of a spider that spins a web across the entire front yard.
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
We can see it climb down (top of the video near the start) the wall (covered in clinging plants) via a thread to the web in the middle. Then stays there poking the threads of the web.
#spiderSky
“Inquisitive young Abby is bursting at the seams with questions and feels she doesn't have the kinds of answers she's looking for. When she and her best friend, Joshua, meet a mysterious stranger in their play area, will all that change?” is the description for episode 1 of a show.
Guess which one.
Guess which one.
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Inquisitive young Abby is bursting at the seams with questions and feels she doesn't have the kinds of answers she's looking for. When she and her best friend, Joshua, meet a mysterious stranger in their play area, will all that change?” is the description for episode 1 of a show.
Guess which one.
Guess which one.