Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️
@fubard.bsky.social
F'd Up Beyond All Reasonable Discourse
Neurodivergent, left-handed lefty.
Bookish. Computerish. Techish. Motorcycle Criminal
Official, licenced Granddad- can be loaned out for events.
Neurodivergent, left-handed lefty.
Bookish. Computerish. Techish. Motorcycle Criminal
Official, licenced Granddad- can be loaned out for events.
North Korean boy scouts are not age-limited, apparently
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
North Korean boy scouts are not age-limited, apparently
Can we burn it a bit first?
I feel they need to get the full effect of how the rest of the world thinks of them.
I feel they need to get the full effect of how the rest of the world thinks of them.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can we burn it a bit first?
I feel they need to get the full effect of how the rest of the world thinks of them.
I feel they need to get the full effect of how the rest of the world thinks of them.
Carry a cricket ball for the next time you encounter her - practice your beamer.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Carry a cricket ball for the next time you encounter her - practice your beamer.
Or as it’s known in the trade: ‘form’
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Or as it’s known in the trade: ‘form’
Can you fit an EV in an adventure calendar? A yacht?
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Can you fit an EV in an adventure calendar? A yacht?
“Part of his defence was that he was never told not to act in the way he did.”
That has to be the most puerile of defences.
That has to be the most puerile of defences.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
“Part of his defence was that he was never told not to act in the way he did.”
That has to be the most puerile of defences.
That has to be the most puerile of defences.
Definitely a digital creation
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Definitely a digital creation
That’s what it’s used for - they have big sachets in the containers when they ship bananas
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
That’s what it’s used for - they have big sachets in the containers when they ship bananas
This is for you, then - enough for about 3 years, for $4 plus shipping
www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
www.trademe.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is for you, then - enough for about 3 years, for $4 plus shipping
www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
And will shoulder the blame
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
And will shoulder the blame
Don’t Fuck With What You Don’t Understand!
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Don’t Fuck With What You Don’t Understand!
Or seen Alien?
a close up of a person 's face in a dark room with a blue background .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face in a dark room with a blue background .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Or seen Alien?
Needs some holy frijole…
Ay, caramba!
Ay, caramba!
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Needs some holy frijole…
Ay, caramba!
Ay, caramba!
A frijole failson, if you will…
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A frijole failson, if you will…
Haven’t you seen The Body Snatchers?
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Haven’t you seen The Body Snatchers?
Congratulations on increasing your crop yield by 200%
Farmers, take note!
Farmers, take note!
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Congratulations on increasing your crop yield by 200%
Farmers, take note!
Farmers, take note!
He’ll do great. He has good parenting!
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He’ll do great. He has good parenting!
But perjury doesn’t seem to be a crime for cops in the US, so they will continue to lie
Imagine a police officer with a conviction for perjury - can’t be a cop with a felony, can’t own a firearm - why are they not prosecuting these wilful criminals?
Imagine a police officer with a conviction for perjury - can’t be a cop with a felony, can’t own a firearm - why are they not prosecuting these wilful criminals?
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
But perjury doesn’t seem to be a crime for cops in the US, so they will continue to lie
Imagine a police officer with a conviction for perjury - can’t be a cop with a felony, can’t own a firearm - why are they not prosecuting these wilful criminals?
Imagine a police officer with a conviction for perjury - can’t be a cop with a felony, can’t own a firearm - why are they not prosecuting these wilful criminals?
They weigh 20g each ball
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They weigh 20g each ball
You can just get a small plastic container and poke some holes in, or make a sachet
I paid $6 for three, which last six months each.
Not worth the fkn around for $2
I paid $6 for three, which last six months each.
Not worth the fkn around for $2
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You can just get a small plastic container and poke some holes in, or make a sachet
I paid $6 for three, which last six months each.
Not worth the fkn around for $2
I paid $6 for three, which last six months each.
Not worth the fkn around for $2
“Please to aim” - lavatory humor
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“Please to aim” - lavatory humor
I know, right?
All those years spent with my Christmas chemistry sets and I find something I used to grow up a rope has an actual use!
All those years spent with my Christmas chemistry sets and I find something I used to grow up a rope has an actual use!
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I know, right?
All those years spent with my Christmas chemistry sets and I find something I used to grow up a rope has an actual use!
All those years spent with my Christmas chemistry sets and I find something I used to grow up a rope has an actual use!
It’s been $7.99 at our extended quasi-dairy - Fresh Choice - for a while
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s been $7.99 at our extended quasi-dairy - Fresh Choice - for a while
He’s literally throwing in the towel
Definitely don’t need more rich, comfortable give-upskis
Definitely don’t need more rich, comfortable give-upskis
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
He’s literally throwing in the towel
Definitely don’t need more rich, comfortable give-upskis
Definitely don’t need more rich, comfortable give-upskis