FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor.
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Masterful gambit by the broligarchy.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
Price gouge consumers, rake in record profits, blame the inflation on the people trying to hold you to account for price gouging, and get your pliable puppet back in power.
Feeling Frencher by the day.
Be a great week for the punditry to repeat "embolic stroke" over and over.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Be a great week for the punditry to repeat "embolic stroke" over and over.
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Nobody does casual murder like a pro-life Christian with God on their side.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nobody does casual murder like a pro-life Christian with God on their side.
What?
The people who did that stuff on the island of Samar, at Sand Creek, and at Sơn Mỹ, are committing war crimes while telling themselves that they're the good guys again?
I wonder why we don't recognize the jurisdiction of the ICC?
The people who did that stuff on the island of Samar, at Sand Creek, and at Sơn Mỹ, are committing war crimes while telling themselves that they're the good guys again?
I wonder why we don't recognize the jurisdiction of the ICC?
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What?
The people who did that stuff on the island of Samar, at Sand Creek, and at Sơn Mỹ, are committing war crimes while telling themselves that they're the good guys again?
I wonder why we don't recognize the jurisdiction of the ICC?
The people who did that stuff on the island of Samar, at Sand Creek, and at Sơn Mỹ, are committing war crimes while telling themselves that they're the good guys again?
I wonder why we don't recognize the jurisdiction of the ICC?
William Calley Jr. was a more honorable member of the military than Pete Hegseth.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
William Calley Jr. was a more honorable member of the military than Pete Hegseth.
I heard that the Epstein files are in a big box with Schrödinger's cat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I heard that the Epstein files are in a big box with Schrödinger's cat.
Ukraine should turn off the heat and power in Yakutsk.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ukraine should turn off the heat and power in Yakutsk.
Jesus, Grok!
Nobody needs to know that Elon uses snot and tears as lube while ugly crying to "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman while masturbating to pictures of a young Maye.
Nobody needs to know that Elon uses snot and tears as lube while ugly crying to "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman while masturbating to pictures of a young Maye.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jesus, Grok!
Nobody needs to know that Elon uses snot and tears as lube while ugly crying to "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman while masturbating to pictures of a young Maye.
Nobody needs to know that Elon uses snot and tears as lube while ugly crying to "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman while masturbating to pictures of a young Maye.
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I think this "Golden Age" is predicated on the idea that if you must hoard gold if you want to get old.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think this "Golden Age" is predicated on the idea that if you must hoard gold if you want to get old.
Natalie Greene should have the writing she put on herself tattooed on as a part of her sentencing.
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Natalie Greene should have the writing she put on herself tattooed on as a part of her sentencing.
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"One of the keys to successful investing is having a bank that understands the importance of acquiring assets before they reach full maturity, which is why I always bank with JPMorgan Chase."
- Jeffrey Epstein
- Jeffrey Epstein
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"One of the keys to successful investing is having a bank that understands the importance of acquiring assets before they reach full maturity, which is why I always bank with JPMorgan Chase."
- Jeffrey Epstein
- Jeffrey Epstein
Remember when the people who warned us about worshipping a golden calf took to worshipping a golden piggy?
That was the dumbest of times.
That was the dumbest of times.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Remember when the people who warned us about worshipping a golden calf took to worshipping a golden piggy?
That was the dumbest of times.
That was the dumbest of times.
A fire breaking out at the COP30 conference is a beautiful microcosm of the world.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A fire breaking out at the COP30 conference is a beautiful microcosm of the world.
So Jamie Dimon is a demon?
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So Jamie Dimon is a demon?
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Some stunning footage of ongoing pyroclastic flow activity at Semeru #volcano (Java, Indonesia). Screen capture shows a lightning strike at ~16:07 UTC. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txgr...
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Some stunning footage of ongoing pyroclastic flow activity at Semeru #volcano (Java, Indonesia). Screen capture shows a lightning strike at ~16:07 UTC. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txgr...
It's honestly impressive that they were able to find a lawyer even less competent than Alina Habba.
That's like finding a color more boring than beige.
That's like finding a color more boring than beige.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's honestly impressive that they were able to find a lawyer even less competent than Alina Habba.
That's like finding a color more boring than beige.
That's like finding a color more boring than beige.
"Fighting for Western civilization" is just a focus group approved way to say you're a white supremacist.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Fighting for Western civilization" is just a focus group approved way to say you're a white supremacist.
Mary Bruce > Tammy Bruce
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mary Bruce > Tammy Bruce
Mohammed Bubba Salman?
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mohammed Bubba Salman?
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If fed to bears, Reform will reform into the pieces of shit they've always been.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If fed to bears, Reform will reform into the pieces of shit they've always been.