FUBAR Observer
@fubarobserver.bsky.social
Misanthropic humanist, cynical idealist, faithful atheist. Walking contraction. Lover of puns, dad jokes, and disturbingly dark humor.
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I believe it was an MRI, but they could have used an SEM.
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I believe it was an MRI, but they could have used an SEM.
Damnit.
In walks Barbarella!
In walks Barbarella!
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Damnit.
In walks Barbarella!
In walks Barbarella!
Was she in the Land of Confusion video from Genesis?
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Was she in the Land of Confusion video from Genesis?
I like that she's rocking her mother-in-law's blazer while helping her husband with his Oedipus kink.
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I like that she's rocking her mother-in-law's blazer while helping her husband with his Oedipus kink.
Using solar energy to boil the oil seems like a fitting way to recognize the energy transition.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Using solar energy to boil the oil seems like a fitting way to recognize the energy transition.
Habba'n a bad day is she?
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Habba'n a bad day is she?
All his TV's are set for German closed captions.
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All his TV's are set for German closed captions.
When "deep throat" wasn't the suspect, simpler times.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
When "deep throat" wasn't the suspect, simpler times.
There were a plethora of Firefly Girls.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There were a plethora of Firefly Girls.
How evil are her offspring?
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How evil are her offspring?
I distilled down their essence to two words, and then combined them for efficiency, may I present...
Dunt
Dunt
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I distilled down their essence to two words, and then combined them for efficiency, may I present...
Dunt
Dunt
When he and his boss compare body counts, they're talking about two different things.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When he and his boss compare body counts, they're talking about two different things.
Ethics for thee, but not for me.
- Mike Huckabee
- Mike Huckabee
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ethics for thee, but not for me.
- Mike Huckabee
- Mike Huckabee
The lengths he'll go for a strong man... It's touching, kinda chokes you up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The lengths he'll go for a strong man... It's touching, kinda chokes you up.
Looks like he dreams of tying damsel's to train tracks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Looks like he dreams of tying damsel's to train tracks.
Wonder how many Zuckercides he's responsible for?
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Wonder how many Zuckercides he's responsible for?
I see he's still campaigning to have his face next to Unmensch in the dictionary.
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I see he's still campaigning to have his face next to Unmensch in the dictionary.
Did Skanktity use sanctity incorrectly again?
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Did Skanktity use sanctity incorrectly again?