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My wife is so cool. Why does it look like two different pro wrestlers?
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Self-knowledge would be cooler if it didn't lead to new, less actionable forms of yearning.
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Not mens tits, not women's tits, but a secret third tit
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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"COLD RANGE!"
*Holds gun metrosexually*
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Thinking I need to get back to regularly both wearing makeup and smoking, and also being a vampire.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Frankenstein, especially Del Toro's adaptation, is about mpreg, and how mpreg is not the same as being a father.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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When you think about it, a prophet is the opposite of a vampire. They make a deal with God, they show up uninvited, they have magic and superpowers and can summon animals and plagues, and sometimes they give blood to do it instead of stealing it. Also, unlike vampires, prophets are the worst.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Catching up on wrestling and got treated to commentary accidentally saying "owo"
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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MY WIFE
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I want to fuck the boats, but boats aren't my wife.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Whenever I and whoever I'm with get called "guys" at a restaurant, I play a little internal guessing game of "how pointed was the word 'guys'?"
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I think three years ago me would have been good at Seattle, but in the process of growing as a person and learning to love myself I have become someone who is bad at Seattle.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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things that are all about trying your best and having fun:
- war
- gender
- sex
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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One of the great benefits of maritime school is that I have a professional incentive to practice rope play... but I think that my instructors would prefer I call it "line play" to internalize the terminology.
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Lotta trucks getting aggressive in parking lots on my walk home, but none of them willing to make mans laugh.
October 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I think I've been assigned slut-cryptid by the other students at boat school.
October 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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I think clair obscur resonates with so many people because, at its core, it's a game about beating up your parents.
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Don Callis is a National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets starring Nicolas Cage
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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MY WIFE
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Increasingly sure that maritime terminology is all just dirty euphemisms.
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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IT'S HERE!!
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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MY HUSBAND
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I can no longer voice an opinion online without thinking of the International Maritime Organization.
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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SPOUSE
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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They should invent a version of depression that's just cool instead of depression that feels cool until you express yourself to another human being.
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM