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FunkyFatz

@funkyfatz.bsky.social

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Hey, I'm Mars! I like baking and chonky things. That's all you need to know about me. Minors DNI 🔞 Certified Veterinary Assistant Pronouns: They/them/she/her 25 y/o Single and looking

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Dia @dogidough.bsky.social · 15h

CAN'T REACH MY PUTER

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Puffylover1 @puffylover1.bsky.social · Dec 15

(Commission For @dragonmamamax.bsky.social)

Monobutt Mama

#bodyinflation

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Dragontzin Ⓥ @dragontzin.bsky.social · 13h

Birds love pies. Give your local birb a pie (or three)…

A bird has eaten their own weight in pie. They now lie immobilized on the ground, with crumbs scattered all around them, their large gut, distended, pressed agaist the floor, propping their legs up in the air.

There is dialogue that says: “Was that all the pie / Aww shucks… / I’m still *HIC* hungry”

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Ruffy 🐶🌸🥎 @ruffydoggo.bsky.social · 14h

Commission are open now ! 🐶✏️🌸 5 slots available

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Aki @akimanedwolf.bsky.social · 18h

⏱️PAST AND PRESENT⏱️

new multislot time!! worked really hard on this one, hope y’all like it 🥺🥺 finished example is pictured in the form below.

forms.gle/HmW988PM3hAQ...

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FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 13h

BWAA-uuOorp!!

I'm glad there's some tasty stuff outside of our universe! The multiverse will definitely keep me feeling full for a while! (Part 4 of 4)

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FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 16h

100% understand this pain.

FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 19h

Ah man it's super hard to choose cuz they're all cute! Though if I had to pick one I'd go with your Mew form they're very unique and recognizable!

FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 19h

I'm trying to make a Floatzel character but I'm having a hard time figuring out what his theme should be... hrm...

FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 23h

Huff... huff... BOUR-UrAAAp...

All this cake is only making me hungrier! Plus I'm starting to run low on universe to eat! (Part 3 of 4)

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FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 1d

Hooorrf....

FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 1d

HHOoOoO-UUUURPP!!...

Consuming cake planets was starting to get slow! It's a good thing someone left all these galaxies laying around! (Part 2 of 4)

Art by Stroobcow

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FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 2d

These pesky planets always bothered me. Thankfully they taste super good after turning them into cake! (Part 1 of 4)

Art by the talented @stroobcow.bsky.social

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FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 4d

blobular!!

FunkyFatz @funkyfatz.bsky.social · 5d

Welcome to the fandom! You have a wonderful style and adorable characters! Hope to see more of them!

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Couscous @spicy-couscous.bsky.social · 5d

That's me, Couscous!

I found my way into the fandom this summer (better late than never haha) and still figuring things out as I go. So here's my attempt at a ref sheet.

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batbolALT (SPOOKY MODE👻) @batbolalt.bsky.social · 5d

spooky alert ooOOOOOoooOOOO...
looks like a BIG ghost came out to play... better give em treats or expect a big trick, and that mischevious face look up to NO good...