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Pending fulfillment
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One of the GREATEST THINGS EVER! To put it simply! 💥 @richarddawson.music-social.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Violence only makes everything worse.

Be as kind as you wish everyone else was.

Anyone can change.

There is next to no possible easy answer to any real problem.

The only argument that shooting someone answers is to wether or not there should be gun control.

Love is cool and fun.
Would recommend
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Finished towards the end of last year by a dedicated group of Tim Smith's closest comrades, Cardiacs' LSD is a triumph of creativity and friendship over adversity, and a testament to the enduring uniqueness of Smith’s artistic vision

Posthumous LP of the Week: #Cardiacs’ LSD

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September 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Cardiacs new album, out today. Few better ways to celebrate than this:
September 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Visualiser herewith for Cardiacs new single, out today. Sublime vox from Rose Ellen Kemp ♥️

O Flower Moon!
Your petals floated to the
Earth oh too soon
But the memory of
Your silvery moon
Like a flame to moth
Spoken true

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CARDIACS - VOLOB - 2025 SINGLE
YouTube video by abcglobus
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September 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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🗺️ NEW MAP MEN VIDEO!!!!!! 🗺️

Have you ever wondered why Britain has twin towns? Or which two are the silliest?

Share and enjoy!

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The real reason Britain has twin towns
YouTube video by Jay and Mark
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September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Excellent news!
I’m happy to announce that a brand new episode of Map Men, the first one in more than a year, (a proper horizontal one that goes on for at least ten minutes) is coming to YouTube at exactly tea time on Monday 15th September.
September 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What the WTFuck is this masquerading as a new release by Oceansize on Spotify this morning? @vennart666.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Here’s your second slice from the forthcoming double Cardiacs LP, LSD!

Preorder from actual record shops!

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CARDIACS - DOWNUP - 2025 SINGLE
YouTube video by abcglobus
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August 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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One of the many sad fruits of aging (count ‘em 🤣) is the slow yet sudden realization that not just your tastes or your reference points are out of date: your very attitude is obsolete, and belongs in a museum, or, failing that, a podcast…
August 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just returned from a week's holiday to discover that I'd forgotten to press'pause' on the garden before leaving. This is just the tip of the iceberg...
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Extreme Duress, 2025
by Anonymous Teenager
This provocative artwork by an emerging young talent makes bold use of freshly washed laundry to make a powerful statement about the unfairness of having to hang up your own clothes before being allowed to eat the Indian takeaway that was bought for you.
August 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Basically, people feel threatened if you do things differently from the way they do them…
August 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov
August 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Tonight! You can hear me chat about Cardiacs and the long-awaited album, ‘LSD’… on the Radio One Rock Show with Daniel P Carter from 11pm!
August 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Yeah, that’s me.
That this record actually got finished is incredible and a huge relief, but the fact that it is indeed REALLY FUCKING GOOD is absolutely insane.
Love to all.
hey Rob, is it you credited for doing drumfuckery on the new Cardiacs release or is it some unrelated Rob Crow who works on dense and silly prog-ish punk-ish tunes?
August 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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It's Bandcamp Friday and I'm somewhat low in funds. Ergo, fill yer boots! Pay what you like for many items here. maxtundra.bandcamp.com
Max Tundra
Ben Jacobs grew up in London. He went to the same school as Jude Law and a Chemical Brother, but didn’t know them.
maxtundra.bandcamp.com
August 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Boy, was this a hard secret to keep.

Yes, I am now the lead singer in Cardiacs.

I don’t have the words to properly do justice to what all this means.

But if you know anything about me, then you know what an honour this is.

First single ‘Woodeneye’ is out now.
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Goodness!
July 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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And yet more information. New single premiered on Riley/Coe on 6Music this evening, apparently.
July 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Well, would you look at that.
July 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What a treat!
#cardiacs
#woodeneye
July 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Oddie Osbourne - as requested by the band Human Leather

I highly recommend checking out Human Leather's music if you like raw as hell noise punk - link below

T-shirt available
July 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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I am reminded that five years ago today, Jah Wobble posted a video on Twitter of him playing the bassline to Poptones on an iPad, so I added the guitar part on an iPad
June 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Still reeling at the news that a new song by Half Man Half Biscuit, “Record Store Day”, contains the line “Oh I do like to re-release my B-sides” #musichall
June 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM