g-loff
@g-loff.bsky.social
Maps, data, and Liverpool FC (not necessarily in that order). Unabashed ginger.
You know what? I'm not even mad about this
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You know what? I'm not even mad about this
I initially read that as calamari sorbet and I was about to have questions
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I initially read that as calamari sorbet and I was about to have questions
They should have played sandstorm at halftime
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They should have played sandstorm at halftime
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Where did you come from, where did you go? Probably came and went on a ship that was carrying a cargo of cotton
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Where did you come from, where did you go? Probably came and went on a ship that was carrying a cargo of cotton
Could do a chicken rather than a turkey. Or go with something like turkey cutlets or turkey breasts
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Could do a chicken rather than a turkey. Or go with something like turkey cutlets or turkey breasts
Preparing to play for Liverpool
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Preparing to play for Liverpool
No, no, it's definitely the kids that are wrong.
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No, no, it's definitely the kids that are wrong.
And he calls me Disappointing
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
And he calls me Disappointing
Anytime they have a long throw opportunity: "this is the Wirtz case scenario"
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Anytime they have a long throw opportunity: "this is the Wirtz case scenario"
This just in, Gareth Taylor also hates Liverpool
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This just in, Gareth Taylor also hates Liverpool
This just in, Gareth Taylor hates Manchester City
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This just in, Gareth Taylor hates Manchester City
I'm Brad Pitt but just because I'm hungry and want to always be eating something. But also, Marta.
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm Brad Pitt but just because I'm hungry and want to always be eating something. But also, Marta.
