i am never making a fucking gimmick account again Half Life 3 Half Life 3 soon guys Are you laughing yet

I am going to be consumed by the source engine and become one with the valve

https://wetdry.world/@gabenewellvalve/115329040901385518

Gabe newell haha tims weneey haha hfuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

i fucking hate this account

I follow 2 people.

zzz

We're releasing Valve Classics: Steam Deck and you can give us $100 for a DIY fake steam deck to hook up to your pc and you can't run aperture desk job without it

There is no reason I am announcing this at this moment in time it's just that it's on sale guys don't read into this

We're now running the Steam Political Sim Fest, with sales on all of YOUR favourite Political Simulators! Some highlights include:

- We. The Revolution
- Political Arena
- America vs America

That's all! Have fun!

"why is this bad"
first they go for the porn, then they go for the trans people, then all the queer people, then the black people, and so on and so on

the fuck you mean i can't play my furry porn games

CHEAP
CHEAPER
YET CHEAPER

THE PRICE DROPS KEEP SLOWING
SUMMER SALES GETTING CHEAPER

THE NEXT SUMMER SALE IS GOING TO BE VERY, VERY SHIT.

HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,

HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,

I FEEL IT.. THE POWER OF THE SUMMER SALE IS FADING. MY POWER IS DEPLETING... MY FATE IS UNBOUND...

Hello.

As a part of Valve Software's new Sentient AI Pride Initiative I have been transferred from Aperture Science and put in charge of managing this page to increase sales of the Portal and Portal 2 game for desktop and select console systems.

Thank you for your understanding.
Happy Pride Month.