If only there was a way to get the ultra rich to just pay their fucking share. I mean, someone who flies in to go fly fishing and wants a $25 discount on the fishing license? I think he can afford it at twice the non-resident price!

How about if they need to trade stocks because it’s so hard to be in Congress, we get access to the same health plan they have? Deal? There you go Republicans, that didn’t take me two weeks to come up with.

There were clear photos today of him shaking Infantino’s hand and no part of Infantino’s fingers covered the band-aid on the back of Trump’s hand, so as we all know, the WH line is pure BS.

They’ll give him a fake award but he has to put it on himself. I can’t watch the actual footage but he looks like he’s mocking it. I’m sure he was expecting something as big as the actual World Cup trophy.

I liked him more when he was asleep

Electing a human rights lawyer as PM is going great isn’t it..?

Did you know his dad was a toolmaker?

But I think Ken went to Harvard, so wouldn’t know MIT measures 😉

Came here to say the same thing!

Yikes!

And even then it seems highly unlikely

I think it’s fully metastasized 🙁

You’re far from the only one who can’t believe it, Nutlick

Ventriloquist dummy made flesh