Gaffy, but festive
@gaffy.itch.io
I make stuff
Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg
Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg
Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
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@gaffy.itch.io
· Nov 17
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
Shit director and a guy whose only decent writing job was the new It.
This is gonna suck ass.
This is gonna suck ass.
The Fast and the Furious franchise director Justin Lin is set to helm the adaptation of HELLDIVERS for Sony Pictures, from a script by Salem's Lot and Until Dawn scribe Gary Dauberman:
‘Helldivers’ Film Adaptation to Be Directed by Justin Lin from a Script by ‘IT’ Writer Gary Dauberman
Almost a year since Sony Pictures announced its intentions to bring Helldivers to the big screen, they’ve found their director in longtime The Fast and the Furious series director Justin Lin. Addition...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shit director and a guy whose only decent writing job was the new It.
This is gonna suck ass.
This is gonna suck ass.
DnD players and their fascination with perfectly fair dice is so weird to me. Like paying extra for a d20 has a .5 better average just sounds like a scam. Is that .5 really that important?
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
DnD players and their fascination with perfectly fair dice is so weird to me. Like paying extra for a d20 has a .5 better average just sounds like a scam. Is that .5 really that important?
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
I'm also not a dice goblin so whatever.
@itsquinns.bsky.social I hope that when you eventually cover Mörk Borg, you take some time and talk about the 3rd party stuff. There's so much and it's why the game is so great imo.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@itsquinns.bsky.social I hope that when you eventually cover Mörk Borg, you take some time and talk about the 3rd party stuff. There's so much and it's why the game is so great imo.
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Will you give me a hug?
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Will you give me a hug?
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
こんなちぃたん☆でもハグしてもらえますかっ？☆
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A new, abstract tale about Dracula - starring Danish actors Lars Mikkelsen and Sofie Gråbøl - is coming in 2026.
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A new, abstract tale about Dracula - starring Danish actors Lars Mikkelsen and Sofie Gråbøl - is coming in 2026.
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
Directed by Simon Macko.
Produced by Skjaldborn.
More info coming soon! We are so excited to share more about this short film!
Hey, I should be advertising this bundle that has some cool @morkborg.com stuff in it. But I'm busy washing dishes and changing diapers.
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Hey, I should be advertising this bundle that has some cool @morkborg.com stuff in it. But I'm busy washing dishes and changing diapers.
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
Buy the bundle and share it like the pretty thang you are dear reader. #ttrpg #bundle #sale #pleasegivememoney
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
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You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
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THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
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My alt-misery adventure STONE BY STONE is included in the FORTMAXXING BUNDLE! Also features some kickass content from fellow Morkies @gaffy.itch.io and @sapphirefoxart.bsky.social
Get a whole lotta MORK BORG while saving some MORE BUCKS
I would come up with a better outro but I got a bus to catch
Get a whole lotta MORK BORG while saving some MORE BUCKS
I would come up with a better outro but I got a bus to catch
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My alt-misery adventure STONE BY STONE is included in the FORTMAXXING BUNDLE! Also features some kickass content from fellow Morkies @gaffy.itch.io and @sapphirefoxart.bsky.social
Get a whole lotta MORK BORG while saving some MORE BUCKS
I would come up with a better outro but I got a bus to catch
Get a whole lotta MORK BORG while saving some MORE BUCKS
I would come up with a better outro but I got a bus to catch
TON MAY BE AN EXAGERATION, BUT IT HAS STUFF FROM @sapphirefoxart.bsky.social @pandangit.com @rugosekohn.com
THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
TON MAY BE AN EXAGERATION, BUT IT HAS STUFF FROM @sapphirefoxart.bsky.social @pandangit.com @rugosekohn.com
THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
The Fort Maxxing Bundle by Gaffy and 8 others
The Fort Maxxing Bundle: 8 items for $20.00
itch.io
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME!
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
itch.io/b/3396/the-f...
I'm cram writing my jam submission and yes my zine will reference @kcg.bsky.social 's piss wizard comic. I even used my Gaffy tip section to over explain the joke.
My brain is broken
My brain is broken
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm cram writing my jam submission and yes my zine will reference @kcg.bsky.social 's piss wizard comic. I even used my Gaffy tip section to over explain the joke.
My brain is broken
My brain is broken
With the Alpha for #HeresySupreme going out, I think this thread is worth sharing for people that have tried the video game out without having actually played Mörk Borg.
Alright everyone, time for...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
"How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker"
Starting the thread we have the most obvious first stop, The core rules. Thankfully this has been 100% free for a while. Bonus points for it being the accessibility version.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Gcys...
MÖRK BORG BARE BONES EDITION.pdf
drive.google.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
With the Alpha for #HeresySupreme going out, I think this thread is worth sharing for people that have tried the video game out without having actually played Mörk Borg.
I'm glad that when I said that the #morkborg scene should try and hire more non-white artists/writers for projects, only one person was a shit about it and people pretty much agreed with the sentiment.
Yeah, that's my plan for upcoming Kickstarters.
Yeah, that's my plan for upcoming Kickstarters.
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm glad that when I said that the #morkborg scene should try and hire more non-white artists/writers for projects, only one person was a shit about it and people pretty much agreed with the sentiment.
Yeah, that's my plan for upcoming Kickstarters.
Yeah, that's my plan for upcoming Kickstarters.
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Don't start on January 1st, start now so January 1st seems effortless:
ko-fi.com/s/a87c8e2f63
ko-fi.com/s/a87c8e2f63
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Don't start on January 1st, start now so January 1st seems effortless:
ko-fi.com/s/a87c8e2f63
ko-fi.com/s/a87c8e2f63
Currently taking PayPal donations for 🌲 money. Any extra will be used to get my children candy that I will most likely mooch off of while stoned and working on my current projects (including that monster fucker Mörk Borg game)
[email protected]
#ttrpg #weed #IHateBeingBroke
[email protected]
#ttrpg #weed #IHateBeingBroke
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Currently taking PayPal donations for 🌲 money. Any extra will be used to get my children candy that I will most likely mooch off of while stoned and working on my current projects (including that monster fucker Mörk Borg game)
[email protected]
#ttrpg #weed #IHateBeingBroke
[email protected]
#ttrpg #weed #IHateBeingBroke
Can't wait for the Street Fighter movie to bomb in theatres.
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Can't wait for the Street Fighter movie to bomb in theatres.
Seeing people on Threads and Facebook morning Itagaki with shit like "He gave us jiggle physics"
The mountain of reasons people need the shit slapped out their mouths is unreal.
The mountain of reasons people need the shit slapped out their mouths is unreal.
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Seeing people on Threads and Facebook morning Itagaki with shit like "He gave us jiggle physics"
The mountain of reasons people need the shit slapped out their mouths is unreal.
The mountain of reasons people need the shit slapped out their mouths is unreal.
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Happy Indigenous People's Day
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Indigenous People's Day
To the fly that died in my coffee
I hope you burn for eternity
I hope you burn for eternity
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
To the fly that died in my coffee
I hope you burn for eternity
I hope you burn for eternity
Just imagine
A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.
That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever
A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.
That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever
I feel like they could skip a lot of drama and go straight to making Tron soundtracks.
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Just imagine
A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.
That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever
A lore book with a new soundtrack, collectors edition could include the previous ones as well as a remix album.
That would essentially be one of the best system agnostic modules ever
I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck
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October 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Gaffy, but festive
Funded and heading towards the first stretch goals!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Funded and heading towards the first stretch goals!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/emi...
Of all of the mainstream music to cling on to and become obsessed with, I'm pretty thankful my 4 year old has picked Twenty One Pilots.
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Of all of the mainstream music to cling on to and become obsessed with, I'm pretty thankful my 4 year old has picked Twenty One Pilots.