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Gaffy, but festive
@gaffy.itch.io
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I make stuff
Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: https://discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg
Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects
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I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck
Marvel snap deck names Hipp With It All of the cards have Dan Hipp variants, with one being Arishem. When the match starts, Arishem shuffles 12 cards into your deck, if those cards have Dan Hipp variants that's the version shuffled in. The rest of the deck is: Kitty Pride, Hulk Buster, Scarlett Witch, Venom, Mobius M Mobius, Corvus Glave, Gladiator, Wong, Blue Marvel, Sera, Stature, and Arishem.
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Got it done it time for day 1
Licking the frog

#frog #Mörktober #MörkBorg
The children of Grift, unable to do anything but wait for death and explore the dangerous ruins of the dead city, have found that the Green Bumphead Frog common across the dying lands can be licked for a wide arrange of effects. Sometimes helping with physical growth and other times helping fight off disease. Everyone agrees however that this ritual at the very least will give the participant a much needed boost of luck. LICKING THE FROG (a fat green frog sits next to the text blocks Immediately gain d2 omens Test Toughness DR 10(+2 for each previous lick) On a success(d4): 1. A random ability increases by d2 2. A negative ability mod is now positive 3. HP increases by d4 4. Double an ability mod of your choice On a Failure(d4): 1. A random ability decreases by d4 2. Become infected and take d2 damage 3. Vomit violently, the sound and smell attracts predators 4. All ability values lowered by 2 Pass or Fail, The high and the results that come from it last for 1 - Toughness hours (minimum 1 hour) Results of 20 or 1 are permanent Mörktober 2025 "Frog" *signed* Gaffy
October 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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That fucked me up
Zach from Extra Fabulous comics drew himself as SpongeBob on orange paper. His mind seems blown.
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Working on a new thing and working out ideas for art, I'm still a fan of this PubDom comic edit I did for Lord of Acid
A Sci-fi gunslinger with two different kinds of laser guns wired to his hips. He is covered with holsters and pouches, his space helmet is magenta with a cyan skull image on it. There is other text surrounding the subject, but that isn't what this is about.
July 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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And a friend!
Little wizard dude with a shiny orb topped staff and a lightning in their other hand. Also they have a cool blue pendant and a maroon hood up
June 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Shout out to @jpcoovert.bsky.social for including a cute lil post card adventure and a big funking piece of graph paper with the order

Now to practice and then bastardize what I learn to make gross dudes for Mörk Borg.
2 zines from JP Coovert's Flik Silverpen series, Drawing Dungeons(it's cover has a dungeon floor plan with drawings or RPG minis on it) & Drawing Heroes(shows a troupe of all kinds of heroes, including an ogre and a witch. On top of both is a cute post card adventure titled The Ogre King of Hollow Hill
June 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Ground Control To Major Tom
Ground Control To Major Tom
Take your dried wurms
And put your Helmet on

Gaffy is back with another "How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker" but for my personal favorite @morkborg.com made by the wonderful @briancolin.com
VAST GRIMM
Cover of TTRPG Vast Grimm. A purple circuit board with VAST GRIMM written on it in white. Foreground has a large toothy wurm, like a lamprey with glowing glue eyes
May 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Here's the Cover
"Crack Open A Cold One" "A troll guided grave looting supplement" The image is a women wearing nothing holding up a skull topped ornament with long flowing tassels.
May 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Join the Queen of Cups discord server, where we have very normal and constructive discussions about making Roleplaying games
A screen grab from a discord chat. Gaffy said "The two Sexiest Weapons are a flail and a 6 Shooter"
May 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I have no idea why I ever open Threads.

I don't follow them, the people I follow don't follow them. Threads just suggested this to me.

I hope Zuckerberg gets his head stuck in an old-timey black powder canon.
Threads screen grab "Picked for you" Someone with an anime PFP saying "I'm pissing so hard rn"
May 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I ain't fucking around
#Fortmaxxing #TheFortMaxxingJam

@morkborg.com @vastgrimm.bsky.social @limithron.bsky.social @makedatanotlore.bsky.social (I couldn't find DiS's account)
A man with a special set of glasses, nice jaw line. "THE FORTMAXXING JAM" written with different letters in a few fonts. Multiple wild colors along with the compatibility logos for Mörk Borg, Cy_Borg, Vast Grimm, Pirate Borg, Death in Space, and Frontier Scum.
May 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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When people enter the MB scene with centrist or right leaning political viewpoints
Don't make me tap the sign meme The sign being the post from Mork Borg saying "MÖRK BORG is a game about corrupt and incompetent royal despots and doomsday cult leaders ruling their powerless subjects with religious persecution, excessive violence and apocalyptic fearmongering. The sea is boiling and the end is near but no one seems to care. Needless to say, this is political."
May 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Pizza Emoji followed by "The Death that I Deservioli"
April 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Discord screenshot taken at 2:59 PM Gaffy: farts (written in italics) extra loud (written in bold italics)
April 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Ninja Borg IS already the greatest game ever made, despite not being out yet. And I'm doing my part to help.
Teaser from my stretch goal adventure. Reads: Nazi fill each floor, these space nazi are so lame and pathetic they are little more than fodder for the ninja. All of their attacks towards the security forces or opposition(s) and actions performed during the sequence should brutalize as many space Nazi as possible. Killing Nazi however doesn’t count as killing people, since they aren’t people.
April 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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My dream picks for the GameCube service.

I'd also take SSX Tricky or 3 in place of NBA Street
Box art for NBA Street Vol.2 Box art for Viewtiful Joe Box art for Bloody Roar Primal Fury Cover art for Custom Robo
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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B R O
Never forget Kenny Excerpt from the DiveKick wiki "Kenny is a playable character in Divekick. He is an angel who returned to the world of the living. Kenny was created at the request of a top reward tier Kickstarter donator named Vincent, in memory of his deceased older brother Kenny."
April 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Bust A Move was consistently cursed
Cursed busy a move ad where a bunch of the bubbles have the same creepy face with it's eyes held open with match sticks. Published by Acclaim for PlayStation and Sega Saturn.
March 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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digital paint and ink done, next words and layout
very crude dungeon layout, left has an entrance labeled as well as an area marked ??? leading to rope bridges over lava. Floor 2 on the right has more areas connected with rope bridges and a final big area with a stone bridge
March 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Back on my bullshit
My kid's table with two papers with paint on them, between the papers a makeshift stencil from a 3d puzzle and a spray can
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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time to do 14.29 hits
6000 divided by 420 = 14.28571428571429
March 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Probably the most Cis Male coded image I could think of on my phone
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the complete collection on 20 DVD set
March 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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This was a much needed break from my current projects, @sebastianbarth.bsky.social thanks for letting me fuck around with your dope art. You can use the writing for free for a zine or book, just hit ne with a copy if you do.
#C0FF4E Berserker King of the Cube Violet A knight lost in the Cube Violet thanks to terrible magiX. His sanity long lost and replaced with pure RAGE and seeking only death. If it comes, is it for good? Or will he return to the madness of the 4th dimension? HP 17 Morale 11 Demon Armor -d6 Dire Blade d10 Tainted Gauntlets d6 Elder Horns 2d4 #C0FF4E may attack once with each weapon but doesn't care about being hit(DR 10 to hit) #C0FF4E is a super cool radioactive green looking unholy knight, his armor looks like a mix of bone, steel, and dragon scale
March 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Not my home, but I know my way around.
team fortress 2 2fort
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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5e loyalist when WotC starts openly using ai
A man reaching into a toilet. His face in sad disgust. A paper on the wall reads,"NOW EAT IT BITCH"
March 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM