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Unfortunately moving into a bigger yet cheaper and more modern house with better amenities while still having the same access to central London does fix you
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Unfortunately moving into a bigger yet cheaper and more modern house with better amenities while still having the same access to central London does fix you
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
First priority in the new place
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
First priority in the new place
this is how your email finds me
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
this is how your email finds me
Ever since Elizabeth got into bafta I’ve been calling her “my bafta award-granting wife”
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ever since Elizabeth got into bafta I’ve been calling her “my bafta award-granting wife”
Time to spend 48-72hrs packing before the move
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Time to spend 48-72hrs packing before the move
I've said my bit about B.J. previously, namely that his "longevity" pursuit only flimsily aligns with scientific pursuit of life extension, and seems instead based on his actions to be more clearly a series of stunts designed to build his own brand and/or seem cool to his kid after divorce.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I've said my bit about B.J. previously, namely that his "longevity" pursuit only flimsily aligns with scientific pursuit of life extension, and seems instead based on his actions to be more clearly a series of stunts designed to build his own brand and/or seem cool to his kid after divorce.
Endelig…
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Endelig…
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Should I be concerned that this is how @gains-skeets.bsky.social dresses for 75% of the year
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Should I be concerned that this is how @gains-skeets.bsky.social dresses for 75% of the year
Are you wearing the…
The John Romero tank top? Yes, I am
The John Romero tank top? Yes, I am
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Are you wearing the…
The John Romero tank top? Yes, I am
The John Romero tank top? Yes, I am
When I squat too hard and feel my underwear tearing
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
When I squat too hard and feel my underwear tearing
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
unfortunately not even runescape sailing can get me to remember which side is port and which is starboard
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
unfortunately not even runescape sailing can get me to remember which side is port and which is starboard
Who up drinking they gollum juice
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Who up drinking they gollum juice
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the game starts with an extended conversation about grief and lost love and regrets on the eve of a festival of death. and midway through the conversation, as you're walking atop the city roofs, you pause and maelle says: remeber to press Y to use your grappling hook
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the game starts with an extended conversation about grief and lost love and regrets on the eve of a festival of death. and midway through the conversation, as you're walking atop the city roofs, you pause and maelle says: remeber to press Y to use your grappling hook
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Wore my shortest shorts to the function and gave myself a wedgie
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wore my shortest shorts to the function and gave myself a wedgie
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Not to be the fun police but you guys know you’re sharing a Facebook image from a page called “it’s science” that cites no specific study, right.
this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Not to be the fun police but you guys know you’re sharing a Facebook image from a page called “it’s science” that cites no specific study, right.
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
Öh brøther, thĩs gúy stînks!
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Öh brøther, thĩs gúy stînks!
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Suddenly remembered Spaghetti To Go, this drive-thru pasta restaurant near where I lived in second or third grade. Their whole deal was that you could buy like, a gallon of spaghetti in meat sauce Or fettuccine alfredo for your family and it would come in a big plastic bucket with a handle.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Suddenly remembered Spaghetti To Go, this drive-thru pasta restaurant near where I lived in second or third grade. Their whole deal was that you could buy like, a gallon of spaghetti in meat sauce Or fettuccine alfredo for your family and it would come in a big plastic bucket with a handle.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
We finally have a new place signed lmao. Now we just have to actually move house
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
We finally have a new place signed lmao. Now we just have to actually move house