What are Americans getting out of this deal?
Fcuked.
That's what Americans are getting out of this deal.

BTW, I do this every day no matter what.

I've been using Bodyspec ion a quarterly basis for a DEXA baseline and to track progress on body composition. It takes the emotional/qualitative aspects out of assessing my current state and progress.

"What can be measured, can be managed.

Referral link for $10 credit.
www.bodyspec.com/r/yX85p6

Here's what I do when I can't get a full workout in due to externalities...

Right out of bed:
1) 30sec Push-Ups (of varying kinds)
2) 30sec Squats ("gopnik style")
3) 30sec Bird Dogs
4) 30sec Plank (of varying kinds; i.e. planche leans)
5) 30sec Superman (w/flutter kicks)
1m rest
Repeat.
Done!

Last???
Unless you're planning on suddenly becoming "dearly departed", I'd guess you have many more decades of workouts ahead of you!

Did she swallow?
Or, did she get it in the eye?

"Trickle Down" doesn't work for a variety of reasons.
Hoarding wealth that would have been investment, and debasement of currency which makes getting $$$$ earlier rather than later are just two of those reasons.

Major overstep?
My face glows with that "Mona Lisa Smile" as my inner Sadist awakens to then pause and confront the offender with their offense.
Anything less than the offender's acknowledgement of/and apology for decorum breach... and my tongue turns into a scalpel that removes offending souls.

Minor overstep?
I might chime in with a quick subtle feigned ignorance question that provides an opportunity for the offender to "save face" and "walk back".

Or...

Gosh! And here this had me thinking of a cardboard box placed in a crematory and where the cremains would be scattered over the Berkeley Pit.

In any case, I'll be satisfied with reading the obit.

"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!", sobbed the woman who voted for the Face-eating Leopards Party.

#fafo #crymeariver #aligatortears

...with a gastric feeding tube (and some shibari, of course).

It doesn't need to taste the food as long as it is fed.

Au contraire!
Planning a "little get together" (i. e. RSA, CES, EDC, The Olympics) is a cakewalk compared to planning any kind of bio-family gathering.

Bio-family is just sooooooo messy and has an indescribable ability to work that one last nerve.

What about that 10th time???
"Force choke me, Daddy"???