I’m not even kidding when I say it came down to a coin flip between this base and the werewolf when I comm’d you 😭 I’m going to offer up who I would’ve gone with - Juniper! She ahs her own little cauldron Marie-Jean that acts as her familiar

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He will deny it to his dying breath but it is very obvious that yes this is true

She doesn’t have a skin care routine she just Wakes Up Like That

Can confirm he has a 12 step hair care routine and a vigorous rotating exercise schedule

The day that man has to sit through one of his son’s stage plays-

Always leaves a host review on Airbnbs

Those divets in his undercut are meticulously curated each haircut

MY SON!!! God I love seeing how your art has developed with him this one NAILS his personality and how much cute aggression he inspires in me

You can’t make me pick a favorite that’s cruel

😭💖 pot kettle my guy I love seeing how much your style has evolved